Oh yeah?

My mean look. D hates it. I <3 it. Sorry babe.

High Five with my BF Tawny

She just sent this play by play to me!! I laughed pretty hard once it downloaded. I miss her real bad! Can't wait to have the real thing ma!!

Tawny and I have the odd humor. Where we think it's cool to miss a hi five on purpose, it's way funnier in person, but this picture is worth 1,000 words!! Put it in put it in put it in what what what!! lol

Beep Remix.

Yeah, it's your girl! QU double ENB double E
I back it up, switch it up just for you daddy
Dior lipstick, kiss your tattoos daddy
I'm wit you for the night, just play your cards right
I'll let you do some thangs to me
i'm a hundred the Bigotti Ceasar Picatti's
heals on my feet, i'm in the drivers seat
while you beep beep beep
who needs the freak of the week
you want the freak of the century
open up the history books it's gonna mention me
boys call me fendi girl aka the truth
haha honey girl, for me he got a sweet tooth
he gon drown in my eh eh woah
i hope that watch is water proof

Cartoons for thought.

This one made me laugh so hard that I sent this one immediately via email to my BFF Tone Loc. If I were only an extension cord...life would be electrifying.
This one reminds me of Tawny. Tawny text me this morning...we have a little on going joke about Angle of Mine by Monica. Good song...just not so good when sang by Tawny and I. If you haven't heard the song, check it out and imagine two lesbians trying to sing to it...It's pretty hillarious...just ask me.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I like that.

My new "I'm going Clubbing Shoes"

This lovely contraption is what they call the "Slipper Genie." Wow. Laziness at its very best. These are for the folks Who don't feel like mopping or sweeping their floors. All they have to do is go back and forth from the microwave to have an immaculately clean floor.

Of course there are some flaws to this...if you ONLY walk to and from your microwave you will end up with a clean trail, and dirt everywhere else. Kinda like this right here. That is of course if you walked in numbers....I think I am going to give these bad boys a try. Worst comes to worst someone buys me a drink in the bar because they think I'm special ed. Or maybe the owner will buy me a drink since they won't have to mop and sweep while I'm there cuttin some rug on the dance floor. I forsee good things coming from this.
Holler!!

I caught a glimpse of my mother while driving.

I was driving down Central Ave. and I noticed that my Mom was peeking out. I miss her. She's my Rock. My Shield. My Strength. My chicken noodle soup maker when I'm not feeling well. She's my "I came to visit but I'm going to clean your entire house with a baby tooth brush while you sleep" woman. She's the one woman I can count on for any and everything. Thanks Mom. I love you.

Polly Pocket Banger

That's right....I said Polly Pocket Banger...yayeeeyay!!! I wish that I would have had a video camera on Jeni and I that night. It's a funny story that probably only makes sense to the humored. If you want more details email me...Ok fine. Since you are twisting my preverbial arm, I will tell you a little bit about what happened.

The other night I had some folks over and we were outside having some brews and talking. Jeni was trying to mold this piece of plastic with a lighter. She wanted this lighter to look like a male organ....*Stops* So...this piece of plastic was pretty small....*Stops* She stated that she wanted to "bang" someone with it....*Stops* Since this piece of plastic was so small I said, "Who are you going to bang?? Polly Pocket?"

This is how Polly Pocket Banger was born. You McNasty. :)

This is Jeni trying to stay warm by using one of my pillows as a "warming bobsled." It was super duper awesome. Wish everyone could have seen that, oh yeah...everyone has seen this. Thank you Blog Spot. :)

Poo Face

This is my poo faced best friend. She likes poo. A lot. Just ask her. <3 U Tone.

This one time....at Jack In The Box...

So this one time we were all on our way to the Pic N Save a.k.a. a free land....and we stopped at a Jack in the Crack to get some food. Summer (in the car in front of us) wanted a cigarette, so Alysse got out of the car to give her one. While handing off a cigarette she decided to stay at the window to help everyone get their food. Jack in the box was so happy that Alysse was there to help, that they wanted to give her roller skates and her own tip cup. Nice job Alysse!! Make that cheddar!!

Top Turn On's and Off's.

So here are some Turn on's and off's for the Lesbian realm...and believe me there are some doozies in here.


Turn On's.

1. Physical features such as eyes, smile, hair, and body.
2. Personality. Must be funny, or at least able to laugh at themselves.
3. Smart. Dumb girls need not approach.
4. Unique Style. Not the same old ratty jeans and holey T-shirt.
5. Successful.
6. Can dance to any type of music. Classical, Hip hop, R&B, Ballroom. Do it all!!
7. Mysterious. I like a girl who doesn't give all the goodies away in one shot.

Turn Off's.

1. Jesus Sandals, Flannel shirts, greasy hair, granny jeans and not freshly showered. Yuck.
2. No sense of humor. All about the drama.
3. Chicks with nothing to offer who think they are hot $hit. Don't spit game to me when you are $hitty drunk and don't have teeth.
4. Chicks who live with 19 roommates, use a rollerskate to get to work, and don't have a bank account.
5. Clingy girls who text and call to much. Just let me be. I will call you.
6. Girls who can't dance. Just stand to the side ma. Bob your head and leave the dancing to folks who have some rhythm.
7. Drug Doers. Get out my face.


This was a general consensus between myself and a few friends. I am hoping that this will spread like wild fire, so I can stop running into the same problems when I meet new folks. I can't stand idiocracy. And I cannot stand girls who get $hit faced at the bar. That's my job. Not some dainty chick. There are many double standards in my life. There is one for you. :)

Fo Real Fo Real Doh...I love the ladies. But some really need to get their game on point. Or at least start caring about how they look when they are out and about. Let see if I can't get this message out tonight before I'm out and about. Holler Hey!!

Survey time

http://www.the-top-tens.com/50-random-questions.asp">50 Random Questions

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?

lying in bed...my best friend came over to wake me up.

2. Who are you in love with?

That's a funny question...not one that i can answer.

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?

I'm sure as a child.

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

There is some pink in my shirt

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?

Last Weekend.

6. Are you wearing socks right now?

yes. it's harder to find me without socks on.

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?

Yes.

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?

2 weekends ago.

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?

Nope.

10. Are you hot?

Steamin!!

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?

Frosty.

12. What are you wearing right now?

Roca wear shirt and Jeans. Fubu high tops.

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?

I wash it. It's my baby.

14. Last food that you ate?

Wendy's...I wanted a frosty.

15. Where were you last week at this time?

Home. I was sicky last week.

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?

Yes.

17. When is the last time you ran?

In my dreams last night.

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?

Ball game last night.

19. What is your favorite animal?

Jaguar.

20. Your dream vacation?

Barbados.

21. Last person's house you were in?

My own.

22. Worst injury you've ever had?

Softball to the dome. It knocked me out cold.

23. Have you been in love?

Yes.

24. Do you miss anyone right now?

I do.

25. Last play you saw?

A midnight Summers dream at Brophy.

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

I make her laugh.

27. What are your plans for tonight?

If I told you, I would have to kill you.

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?

Amber.

29. Next trip you are going to take?

Viva. For my birthday.

30. Ever go to camp?

Sure did. In High School

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?

YeZZZir.

32. What do you want to know about the future?

Nothing. I'm fine living in the present.

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?

I sure am.

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?

I believe next week.

35. Where is your best friend?

She's at home. She left my house around 1

36. How is your best friend?

She is AMAZING. I <3>

37. Do you have a tan?

No. Do you know where I can get one?

38. What are you listening to right now?

Playa Cardz right. Keyshia Cole and Tupac.

39. Do you collect anything?

Coins.

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?

Sabina. - Lame.

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?

December 2, 2007.

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?

Wow...really?

43. What does your last text message say?

I love you.

44. Do you like hot sauce?

I LOVE LOVE LOVE some hot sizzle.

45. Last time you took a shower?

2.5 hours ago.

46. Do you need to do laundry?

Isn't there always laundry to be done?

47. What is your heritage?

Wigger.

48. Are you someone's best friend?

I sure am. Proud of it too.

49. Are you rich?

I am blessed.

50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?

Drinking a beer with my bff.

Auto Insurance

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New Mexico

I see these plates EVERYWHERE. I know I know, I live in Arizona...New Mexico is one state over, but I hardly see California, or Nevada, or Utah. I see more of New Mexico than ever. It astonishes me. Should I take this as a sign? Should I move there? Should I do some community service to their highways? Should I photograph the state? Should I have a beer with a New Mexican? Should I yard hop there? Should I touch down on state lines then run back towards AZ? Should I have a cinnamon roll? Did I eat breakfast this morning? Did I turn on the dryer? Did I get the mail? Should I stop analysing this?? I may never know.

Sincerely,

What got me through my day

Now, I do not like chew, but this had to happen today. I didn't have the opportunity to grab a cigarette, so these little pouches got me through my day. Today was a doozy. Thanks to Camel and my birthday I had some tobacco to help me out.

In fact, this is how much my good friend Philli gives a hootenanny about me. Thanks buddy!

Like Nike Said...Just Do it

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My new Living room and Bedroom

Sometimes it's hard to come up in the world...Especially when you have ghetto @$$ furniture like I used to have. Well, I got lucky and struck gold. I got a brand new couch set from the room store. All of the seats recline. : ) I got 2 ikea coffe tables and side table, as well as an ikea Entertainment center. It has a bunch of little compartments so I can put my movies and pictures all over it. I also got a brand new Ikea bed fram with headboard and double pillow top matress. I really got blessed. Thank you baby Jesus.

Out with the old, and in with the new!!!!!

FK

Chicken Launcher

I know what you're thinking..."What the hell is a chicken launcher??" Well, here is the answer, it is a little contraption that holds tiny little rubber chickens allowing you to shoot them at random. Christina bought this from a cracker barrel, and brought it in so I could James Bond it today. I'm like a Gangster chicken sharp shooter. It's pretty nugget if you know what I mean. Holler!!

Don't mess with me!! I'll bust a chicken in yo @$$!

Ed Hardy

Toni and I went shopping one Friday before going out to the bar. We wanted to wear matching clothes, so that's exactly what we did. I stopped to strike a pose in an Ed Hardy jacket. I don't really care for Ed Hardy, but the jacket wasn't to ugly.

Also if you notice the dude in the background...wow. I turned around and was like, "What you lookin at G?!?" Ok not really. But I could have.

Adventures of Toni Lynn

My Best Friend in the whole wide world is just a big of dork as I am. And i LOVE it. This first picture was taken on a Ferris wheel. A Chevy S 10 Ferris wheel. We were on our way to pick up some goodies from a friends house. I helped her carry a very large and in charge Big screen TV. We had a good day overall. The day was fun filled with TVs, furniture, and a nice beer to make the day end.


Toni sent me this one this morning. Her baby Raygen was trying to wake her up. Raygen and Junior have to be related somehow. They look so much alike. I am always happy to wake up to a picture with my favorite lady.

This is Toni on a scooter. This was Team Josh day. Josh was our little buddy for any and everything that we needed. Toni got to wiggle her hips to make this scooter go fast. To bad she couldn't get the scooter to go voer 2 mph. What happened to that groove thang lady?

Glendale

I was in Glendale this past week. The sky was amazing. I work 2nd shift at my yob, so I don't really have ample opportunities to take pictures of the sky. I just wanted to share a little bit of my passion and show you some of Glendales features.

T+L

I once had someone very wise tell me that you should never throw away pictures, delete them, destroy them, or anything of that nature. He told me the reason behind it is because everything happens for a reason, and it never hurts to have a visual memory of an occurence. When T and I split I deleted everthing off of my blog that had anything to do with her, and I shouldn't have. She brought this to my attention this evening. Tone Loc!!! I hope you know what you got yourself into. There are some pictures on here that I barely remembered...One thing everyone should know...Toni is my very best friend, and I do not regret anything. Without our roller coaster we wouldn't be friends now. I Love you Tone...Enjoy.
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Toni would love to make me Paint pictures.

In Las Vegas. Our First Weekend.

I <3>

June bug and Tone. My 2 red heads.

She LOVES to sleep. :)

My favorite Paint picture. :D

Boobs.