Weird emails

So, I have been getting these weird emails from an unkown source....I saw this van at Goodwill last night that made me think of my dear friend "Minister Gabriel" I love the message that these folks are trying to send. At times I just don't think they are careful with their message. Who am I to judge right?

Any hoodles. I totally thought that this guy could have been the guys sending me emails. It could be! Is this Jesus van guy the dude sending me emails???

I quickly realized this was the wrong man. I pondered and pondered, then decided to follow for a tick. Yes, I followed the Jesus van to get a look at the driver...this is what I saw.

Surely, this could not be Minister Gabriel....right? Woot.