FK:
Are you forgetting something/someone?
Dude:
I don't think so.
FK:
Uh...your --- on --- with ---------.
Dude:
Oh!
Dude:
she still over there?
FK:
yes
FK:
She is pissed
FK:
She's throwing things out the window
Dude:
BLAHHAHA
FK:
want me to send her over?
Dude:
sure
Dude:
u better file a complaint tho
FK:
I'm on it
Dude:
actually she is doing so well, I don't need to meet with her
FK:
oh yeah?
Dude:
don't hate
FK:
Watch for flying objects.
Dude:
lol
FK:
I played softball ya know
Dude:
i know
FK:
#1 player in the state
Dude:
you got that big bat
FK:
You know this
And Still counting
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Red Lipstick
There is something so incredibly sexy about dark makeup. Don't get me wrong, goth is not my particular taste. To each his own, just not mine. But dark eye liner, mascara, and red lipstick. Wow. It's nice. But put all that on my girlfriend, and it turns into sexy. I love you Deena. More than words. For Life.
Totally vintage. My girlfriend is a betty. I am the lucky one.
Wrist Watch Communicator
So...DeAndrea and I joked at one point about having wrist watch communicators...well. I found some. OH YEAH! And they work which is even cooler. I know this is super lame to everyone, but it is so cool to me. We can't be more than 10 feet away from each other before hearing heavy amounts of static, but that is not the point! The point is we are SPY CHIX, and we are on a mission.
Don't know what that mission is yet! But we are on it! Over and Out! Holler
Crime Scene
Another yolked up day in the eggerhood. When will this scramble stop? It's to much to boil over. This poor guy got poached on his way to the carton. Sigh. I know I know.
Drape Kitty
Cairo (a cat) came to have a sleep over with Junior this past weekend. (I'm ridiculous, I know) At first, Junior was really scared of her, and hissed and ran away from her. Which is weird, because they grew up together. So...what does Junior do? He hides behind the curtains in the master bedroom. Here I was walking around the house "Here kitty kitty, Junior where are you?" And boom. I find him behind this drape. I pretend as if I can't see him, and continue to call for him. He even closes his eyes so that he can't see me. I SWEAR he is not a normal cat. I love him for this reason. I love you Junior! Holler
Coconut
Wow. This was $2.99. WTF. Like seriously. What is this thing? I am certain that at some point it was someone's art project or something, but wow. This is scary....it kinda looks like Aboo from Aladdin. No really. It does...in a coconut kinda way. Hoot
Monday, March 29, 2010
Goodwill
You would be seriously surprised at what you can find at the Goodwill. So many *Good* things. So every 2 weeks they have this 50% off day. Deena and I like to go and check out what they have. Well, this week we found some really cool stuff. First I found this old timey record and AM/FM player. It looks like an old ugly cabinet. And that is EXACTLY what the people of goodwill thought it was. It has the original owners manual, and the best part. It works. Record player and tuner all work. And this thing sounds awesome. I thought of my dad immediately and for $5, I bought it for him. Yes folks. $5. I searched online and found that this model is a 1968 Silvertone from Sears. Retailed at $320.
Next was this desk that someone was "trying" to re-finish. They did a great job with the top of the desk. The tiling and the grout are all in good shape. But the paint job. WOW. The desk was black, then orange, then a pink color with green flowers. Yikes. Deena saw the potential in this one. A $5 desk, and a $1 tube of paint turned this desk into this:
And this final one is just me being...well me. I found a a Gazelle in one of the goodwills and couldn't help but stop to have a quick work out. Deena almost fell on this thing, and honestly...so did I, but SHhhhh! I look awesome right? I should totally bo on that commercial with that Fabio wannabe dude. We would look so cool! Hoot and Holler!
Food Bank
Deena and I went to the Food Bank on Friday to get a food box. You would not believe how much food they give you for $13. It’s seriously unbelievable. 2 BOXES full, and 2 paper bags full of food. It was awesome. We went down to a homeless shelter on Washington St. and donated the food to a shelter. It is seriously unbelievable how far $13 can really go. Everyone should do that if you have an extra $13 lying around. Funny part. Our own refrigerator is completely empty. :) Holler
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Muscle Women
If this isn't love. I don't know what is. :) Love you BFF #1 (on the right) Xandra Lee (on the left)
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Mexican Train Dominoes
I went over to Toni's place last night and played some Mexican train with her and Xan. Some of my best times have been spent while playing Mexican train. The first picture someone famous did for me. Ok...I lined them up. :) The second picture is of Toni trying to clean all of the Dominoes. You see. At one point we played at my house...someone spilled some jager, and all the dominoes got yucky. So Toni decided to get a few baby wipes and clean the tiles as we went. Funny gil Wipes are for butts! :) Holler
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Angeddes for cats
He should be one. I think he might even like playing dress up. He has been known to do stranger things. And he did try to put on Deena's bra once. That was awesome. Good boy Junior. Holler.
Big City Life
Big City Life has its advantages. Especially the view. It rained early this morning. Leaving a gray haze over Phoenix. Such a beautiful sight. Thank you baby Jesus!
McDonalds pickles
Deena and I got McDonald's and some movies last night. There was something I noticed that made me think a little. On BOTH McDoubles there was only 1 single solitary pickle. Just one little pickle trying to do it's little pickly job. That's one bite of pickle cheeseburger. Just ONE! What if I was a pickle lover? If I asked for EXTRA pickle would they give me a total of 2 pickles? Hmm...food for thought. Good think I don't like pickle. Or I would be in a pickle! Ha. Lame. Hoot.
Monday, March 22, 2010
Bathroom Stall Stories 2
Yikes. Can you imagine being this person? I shall call you poo pants McGee. And you shall like it. Because you do not know me.
About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water? Fact of the day. So you see fecal water people? Sweet!
I cannot tell a lie. I have too. Once. It was horrible. And wasn't even my sock. double yuck.
Yay! a positive one! But what is up to the light swtich being so close to the tp? Hmm...
Yeah she is!!! Unless you are reading this Ann...you are just slutty. (Who is Ann Altman) I can't wait to look on myspace.
BEST EVER!
I don't think anyone needs an anecdote from me on this one. I can say this though...I think the 2 having a conversation just became Stall Sisters. Holler
Last Chance
I couldn't decide whether or not to buy this shirt. Can you imagine how people would gawk and stare at my wonderful chicken wings? They look so tasty. So moutherwatering. So supple. Wait** Too far. They look ridiculous. If I saw someone wearing this shirt I may just throw ranch on them. Hoot.
Sunday, March 21, 2010
The Weekend with Chi town friends
I can't say how much fun we had, but if I had to measure it on a scale from 1-10 I would say it was a 1,456,314,654,564,651,435,135,135,105,156. :) Hoot and Holler
Austin's Birthday
Austin had a big birthday bash on Saturday. Complete with jumpy house, pinata, Wii games, and a bbq. He is 13 now. My lil man is growin up. I got see all the kids in one place for the first time in 4 years. Cory (19), Danielle (21) Austin (13) and Chris (12). I haven't seen Cory in so long, and he is a Daddy of 2 now! It was good to be with them all. More pictures to come. Being a Godmother is rewarding, but exhausting. All 4 of these kids are FULL of energy. Woot
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
Posts
