Lunchdate with Tyber

Ty and I went to lunch today. It has become a nice little tradition. I took her to Lucky boy's. One of my favorite burger joints that is a hole in the wall. Their food is BOMB. It was very tastey, and an added bonus was that they have bottled coke a cola. Coke a cola fans know best that it tastes so different from the bottle. It is the BEST. :)

As you can see, my lable came off perfectly. Tyler had somewhat of a hard time with her lable. lol Thanks for the laughs Ty, you are the best!

Lunch date

So I had a lovely lunch date today. It was so good. We went to Luke's Chicago style bistro. We had some good food, and headed back to my office. On the way to get some food we saw something VERY strange.

First we saw this....it's a woman laughing hysterically in her car. I was very curious to know why she was laughing so hard...so I looked around...and saw...

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THIS!!!

Nacho Libre was on a bike ride! We could not stop laughing, and we kept talking to the lady in the car over, it was SOSOSOSOSOSO funny. Thank you Biker Nacho Libre for making my night. :)

Cat play

I keep catching these 2 together. They LOVE to play. Junior will definitely miss Cairo when it is time for her to go home. They definitely like each other. Can you tell? :)

I'm green, if I were blue I would die.

tootsie pop

I remember back in the day when these dudes were considered a free sucker. Does anyone remember that? I know Meg does. We talk about it like it's as important as saving the whales. :) I heart candy.

more hospital fun

There are more pictures to come soon. Toni and Tyler have some on their phone. I feel like they are slowly trickling in. Oh well. This was apart of it, and my very good friend Amy sent me the glove. She is so creative. :)

To Whom it May Concern:

To anyone who tells offensive racial jokes:

I was online earlier in search of some jokes to tell when I realized there were so many jokes directed at African Americans. Why is this?  I did see some "white jokes" but in no way were they insulting. One said, "What do you call a white guy on Jeaporady?-A contestant." LAME. Why is it that as a society we are so quick to judge a race. We laugh at racial jokes when in all reality we are to scared to make fun of ourselves.

I think it all comes back to a self esteem issue, or maybe just ouright incompetency. Maybe the makers of these racist jokes are insecure about their intelligence, occupation, and even size of their junk. I have never heard so many stories about employment and hanging people from trees. Who does that?

According to a study conducted by the State of Washington:
Of the 253,300 state prison inmates serving time for drug offenses/sexual based offenses at yearend 2008, 113,500 (44.8%) were white, 51,100 (20.2%) were Hispanic, and 72,300 (28.5%) were black.


Guess what else?-The sexual based crimes consisted of 24.9% white, 9.6% were hispanic, and 6.2% were black. Guess what that means? I'm sure you can figure it out. I know that I would rather live in a neighborhood where some guy got picked up for a sack of weed than a child molester or rapist.

But you can make your own decision on that one. My point to this blog is simply this: Why do we mock any race? Are we that boerd as a society? I think it's time for the makers of some racist website to do something productive with their time. Like take out the trash, specifically starting with their ignorance. I could live without it.

Post Secret

I am addicted to these books. I think I may just send in some of my own. If you don't know what it is I greatly encourage you to check it out. I can't look at one without reading the entire book. I am going to pick up some post cards. Stat. www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PostSecret

Junior and Cairo

My June bug has to be the most photogenic and cutest lil man in the world. Cairo and Junior were playing on my bed one evening, and I couldn't help but capture them on camera. They are so frickin cute. I should sell this to someone. This is severely cute. Seriously. I dare you to challenge the cuteness of this.

Let's Get it Crackin!

We went to Joe's Crab shack recently. Toni and I tore up some crab legs while Xan had some wimpy crab cakes. Just kidding buddy. :) We had a lot of fun including bib tying. I don't think that I have had anyone tie a bib for me in about 15+ years. It was even more awesome when I requested the waiter to tie Toni's on. She liked it as you can see. The food was bomb. I highly recommend. Woot.

Chihuahua

So this one time...Xan and I were in WalMart and had a cashier tell us that Jager and Tequila mixed was a wonderful mix. While we were in Vegas Xan picked up a small bottle of tequila to try this out. We mixed half tequila, and half jager. Ahem...To the guy at WalMart: EWWW!!! It was so gross that I couldn't even drink it. The smell gave off such a potent stench. I couldn't bring myself to drink it, let alone bring it near my face. To those wondering what this taste like...just don't. Or send my your horror stories via email. That would be awesome. :) Hanemaayer1022@yahoo.com

Pneumonia GangStar

Being sick really sucks. I took my last bit of medicine this morning. It makes me sick hardcore, but I have to take it. It makes me feel like I'm going to yack on my freshly pressed jeans. Good thing I don't. That would be tragic. I was at D's over the week helping her move some of her stuff. I was sporting my mask, and my favorite gun. I'm so gangster it hurts. :) The other picture is my breathing machine. Since I have pneumonia, my lungs stick together. This little guy helps me keep my lungs open. It makes me cough like crazy, which in turn makes my head pound. Overall this experience is not the most fun, but I am getting better. And for some strange reason I am super duper excited about Christmas. Woot

Dude

Thanks for all the emails! I am alive afterall. Vegas did not kill me, but I did come back with Pnuemonia. If you have ever had this, you know that it is brutal! I was hospitalized for 3 days. I was poked with a needle 16 times while I was there. Yes. 16 times. Excessive right? I think so. But I am much better now. Still coughing up a lung, but I am much healthier. Get a flu shot this season! It might save you from the depths of future ailments. :)

I'm in love with

Tokio Hotel.

I am not typically into rock by any means. These guys aren't metal or anything but holy cow. Amazing. I wish I had time to make a cd before we left for Vegas. These guys are amazing. Like really. Not to mention 2 of the members could pass for lesbians. It's all good. They are all over 18. Shocking. Take a look at these guys. Most of their music is in German, but some is in English. They are wow. That's all I have to say. My top 10 for this year for sure.

San Fransisco Night and Day

Cuz day and night I know a stoner who seems to free her mind at night. :) All hours. Which is the best. There is nothing like having a 4 am cigarette after a successful night of Television viewing. It is by far my favorite. :)

Palm tree Heaven

I'm glad you like them. :)

Let me get that 808

Thanks Wally-World. We got that 808 last night. Tag is amazing. Woot

Guess which feet are mine?

I know what you're thinking...there is NO way that I would be the one on the left. Right?--Right? Well, Jenni convinced me. Her feet were hurting. I am a gentle lady. I volunteered my Fubu sneakers to help her feet from hurting. Little did I know that I would be left with These wonderful shoes. I didn't realize what I got myself into until I had to pee. I had no shoes. EXCEPT these pretty black bow high heels. What did I do you ask?-I held it. :) enjoy

Grape Getaway

I was enjoying some Nerds earlier today when I noticed a Grape flavored stowaway. I was impressed with this little dude for 2 reasons.

1. It's heart shaped.

2. It's James-Bondish if it was able to discreetly sneak into an all pink box of nerds.

I know I know. I blog about random crap, but these are the things that keep me from taking life too seriously. Out for now! woot

You know who you are. :)

My Godkids

These kids mean the entire moon, stars, and sky to me. Austin is wearing the red hat trying to make a funny face, and Christopher is my hugging buddy. Xan, Tyler, and I took them to Peter Piper Pizza for some pizza and games. I took them to wal mart afterwards to pick out some fun stuff to take home. I love these kids more than life. Thanks boys for being my Godchildren! I could not ask for more.

Phoenix Skies Clears the mind

I never have to much to say when I post these types of pictures. Not because I have nothing to say, but because I think that some pictures speak for themselves. I love the sky, the clouds, the sun, and powerlines. Not sure why powerlines. But I do. I'm an odd cookie. I know this. :)

Tyber Wyber!

I effin love you Tyler. We went grocery shopping and it was the best time. She has been my bodyguard along with Toni and Xan. I love you ladies. I am blessed to have you in my life. I could not ask for a better circle of friends. I have never laughed so much in my life.

OOH!! On another note EVERYONE needs to watch MTV True Life I'm an alchoholic. You will know why after you watch. Trust me. :)

San Fransisco

This is by far one of the most awesome mailboxes I have ever seen. I love anything that has to do with history, or even anything that looks antique-ish. I enjoy all the pictures, but I must say that this one is my favorite thus far. :)

apples to apples

Last night we all sat around my dining room table and played this wonderful game. This has to be one of the funnest games ever. Tyler, Xan, Toni, and myself played this until all hours of the night. I don't think that I have laughed that much in a long time. Ah, I love you 3. So much. And this game is awesome. I recommend playing while intoxicated. Everything is funny that way. :)

Best Game EVER. Go play it. Now.

Proof that Mia can sleep ANYWHERE

Hound doggies!

Dreams and Meanings

So last night I dreamed a crazy dream. It had so many odd details. Truly. I dreamed about an organ, some guys getting a sex change, Ice cream, a bible, and tithing. It was insane. So I looked up some of the meanings to see if I could make any sense of my random dream. So, here we go...

Organ

To hear or play an organ in your dream, represents your spiritual connection and religious views. The dream may also be a metaphor to represent the penis. Huh? At first I can see it. Then WHAM!! Penis. How does that make any sense?

Sexual Change

To dream about your sexuality, signifies the secrets and meaning of life. You may be dealing with life issues of birth, marriage, and/or death. Alternatively, it suggests that you are concerned about losing your sex appeal. Ah crap. I'm losing my sexy!

Ice Cream

To see or eat ice cream in your dream, denotes pleasure and satisfaction with your life. You need to savor the moment and enjoy it. It is also indicative of good luck and success in love. How funny is this? I'm having good luck with love. How you might ask? I'm single. That must be good luck. Ooh, and Abstinent. Does that count for more luck? :)

 

Bible

To see or read the bible in your dream, symbolizes truth, belief, inspiration and knowledge. You are seeking some form of comfort. The bible may also refer to your fundamental belief system. Perhaps you need to turn to the bible more. This is probably the best one yet. This is so true on so many levels. I like this one. Alot. In my dream I had a childhood friend from West Virginia give me a Bible as a gift. I was shocked to hear from her since it had been so many years since I had even talked to her. She also gave her tithe money???--more to come.

 

Money

To see or win money in your dream, indicates that success and prosperity is within your reach. Money may represent confidence, self-worth, success, or values. I am going to Vegas soon. And all of some of these have said something about luck, prosperity, and success.....hmmm....17 Black please. :)

 

If anyone can make some sense of this, please do. These dreams were sporadic and really didn't go together. I can't make sense of my own dreams. This is not surprising. So I am seeking help from the outside. Any words are appreciated. :)