Sushi

Some people do not have a taste for this wonderful food. I happen to LOVE LOVE LOVE sushi. Almost any form. This last Monday I took my neighbor for some sushi at the Crown China. It was the bomb.com. Her kids came with us too. I was really surprised at how much her kids loved sushi. Most kids are freaked out by how some food looks, but they loved it.

I was starving this day, and ended up taking 3 or 4 plates on these bad boys to myself. I felt like Godzilla for a few moments. Like a huge animal taking on raw salmon, las vegas rolls, caterpillar rolls, and some mussels. It was amazing. I probably looked like a hungry Godzilla dying for some food. Oh well, at least the food was good, and I (Fat Godzilla) conquered some sushi.

Woot woot. Have a Great Godzilla day!

Blogging

I must say that the freedom to write about almost ANYTHING I want is pretty cool. I know sometimes my blogs are silly. Some are serious. Some are poetry. Some are just pictures. But I do love the fact that I can have that kind of diversity. I don't want to limit myself on what I talk about. I want to be able to talk about politics one day, and lima beans the next. Or anything funny that happened to me over the week.

I have seen a few blogs that interest me. Some that were voted top Blog, some that weren't. The great thing about these blogs is they have their own twists to it. Their own style. That's why I love individuality. I try to make the most of life because you don't know when it will be all over. That's why I love to write about the little things in life that effect us. Whether it is big or small. Stupid or smart. Chocolate Chip or Peanut Butter. Whatever the case may be.

I just want to have fun, and make others laugh in the process. So enjoy stories about life, about food, people, politics, photography, dancing, toilet paper, and about anything you can really think of. I hope that you enjoy. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the stylings of me. Thanks for tuning in.

Toilet Paper

Now, I know what you're thinking...who writes about toilet paper? Well, I wanted to expose something that many people come across but barely speak of...The infamous I'm on the toilet and there is NO toilet paper in sight situation. I have experienced this many times. More than I would like to say...Have you ever been to a friends house, drink a few beers (or water) and use their bathroom (John, Can, Shitter, Toilet, The Lou..whatever you call it)? I'm sure many would answer, "Why, yes of course; on many occasions." Ok here is part 2 of the question: How many of those time have their been not even a hint of toilet paper anywhere near the bathroom? I'm sure some can answer that it has at least happened once.

What a terrifying situation!! Even worse if your dropped a duece duece at your buddy's place. You find yourself looking for other objects to "clean yourself" with. Almost anything will do, but you have to be picky about what you use. For instance, an old dingy sock would be a last resort kind of option. Trust me...you do not want to go there.
So...what do you do??-Do you start crying? Wipe with the bathroom rug that has 70's fuzzy all over it? Dial 911? Start practicing magic to see if you can get a magic toilet paper roll to appear out of thin air? Say there is a bomb in the house so that everyone will evacuate? All of these are good options, but not the ones you want to use. The option that you SHOULD use is PROFANITY. --Sounds weird right? But it's true. If you insult your friend for not having toilet paper in the bathroom, it takes the embarrasment away from the fact that you have a doody bottom. For example, "Hey MotherTrucker, can your broke @$$ not afford to accomadate some Toilet paper in your bathroom? What if your mother came over?? Would you want her to wipe with her T-Shirt?!? Come on punk @$$ pass me a roll!" Your friends will re-direct laughter to your friend who has not supplied toilet paper in the bathroom, and this will leave you with a doody free bottom.

Now, the thing about the whole I'm on the toilet and there is NO toilet paper in sight situation...you NEVER EVER forget whose house you were at when this occurred. Sometimes the poor "bathroom" host deserves a reputation for never having any toilet paper in his home, and these people should have a wall of toilet paper built around their front door. I think the message would be sent fairly clear.

Now for those of you who have the bad toilet paper rep, that do not deserve it. Keep your head up. Buy some extra doody clean up (Toilet paper) put it underneath your sink so that your guests will not have to humiliate you. Or even worse TP your house. Good luck on all your Toilet paper endeavors, and remember that it is MOST important to have an ample supply of toilet paper to avoid all social embarrasments.

Disclaimer: No toilet paper was harmed in the making of this Blog. Brought to you by Fat Kid

New Playlist

For all to enjoy!! Hope you dig it! Have a Good Thursday!!

Cut Some Rug!!

Now I know what you're thinking...because I am an eggshell white color that my dancing ability is slim to none. Well, I will have you know that I dance like a river flows, and no I do not mean I can River Dance. Rivers and I could never dance the sweet planned out steps that it was supposed to have...I'm more like a Hip Hop/R&B Mo town dancer. Throw a lil salt in there and I am good to go!!



Now I definitely know how to do the rumpshaka!! I do enjoy going to some clubs to cut a little rug. I like to see my people and get caught up. Lately I haven't really had a desire to go out much. I'm tired most nights. I really want to get back into writing poetry, but lately I have struggled to find the time. I do find the time to do a lil dancing though. It's probably one of my favorite things to do.

Go Mario! Woot woot. I wish I was on the beach sippin Mai Tai's with my lovely right now. I could really use a vacation. I can't wait to have her here. I need time to lay back relax and get it Crunk in this building!! Thanks for tuning in, my time is running short. Catch me on the Flip!

It's been 8 days!!!!!!!

My bad you guys!!! I got an email from a dude in Texas who was like...."where you be at Fat girl?" I like dayyyuuum it has been 8 days. Work has been super duper busy. I am feeling stressed to the maximum.

My mom wrote me an email today telling me that her job may be letting some folks go including her...i was like "AAHHH!!!" No one likes to be unemployed. It's even harder talking to your parents about it. My dad finally got a yob at yack in the box. No. No he didn't, but he did find a good firm for communications to work for. I sent my mom's application out to like a bajillion employers. I am really hoping that someone will respond with the worlds greatest job for her. Ya know something like "Fortune 500 company seeks female to go on vacation 51 weeks out of the year with 7 paid Holidays." Or " Fortune 500 company seeking female to sun tan, and spend time at the beach shopping on our dime for 40 hours a week. Vehicle included as well as $25,000 a day for you to spend on anything your heart desires." Yeah. Something like that. I can dream right?

Work has been stressful. Sometimes in a good way. Sometimes in a not so good way. I have been trying hard to be the best Supervisor that I can be. Sometimes I want to say "HEY!!! Quit acting up!!!" Or..."Come on!!! Put the i pod down...we're workin here!!" Nah...that's really not my peeps. They try, and I ask them to push themselves, and they do for the most part. I am truly truly grateful.

Here is a picture of my June Bug. He was ready to pass out when he came back from the Vet. I think he was just thankful that he was home, and not having to be poked or prodded at anymore. What a difference! He's not as crazy. Then again he never really was...I'll tell you one thing I DO NOT miss. He used to get up in the morning and **almost** sit right on my face, and when your cat is NOT neutered, you DON'T want that kind of action. I'm just glad those days are over...on to the next. Have a good day everyone!!

Junior

My little man had his surgery on Monday. They are making him wear a cone to make sure that the incisions are not going to get infected. He was cuddling on my arm this morning. I didn't have the heart to move him even though I wanted to get up and hike. Now I will remember to have my pets spayed/neutered when they are kittens....before they can notice anything missing! Like GI-Normous balls. That was discreet wasn't it?

Mills this is for you!

I LOVE Phx, but LA is my home. They say that home is where is the heart is...well, if that's true my heart is at a Del Taco in West Los Angeles. Just Saying.

Bill Nye the Science Guy + Chemistry Homework=Jen

So for the longest time Jen and I have had a Bill Nye the Science Guy joke. Not really sure how he came into the conversation, but when it comes to me...anything stupid is probable. So she was having a hard time with her Chemistry homework, and I told her that I would hire Bill Nye to come and teach her...so I was walking through Wal-Mart one night and ran across this....is this not the best birthday present ever!?!? She would pass a thousand Chemistry classes with this!!

Ok so I am stupid. But I still think that Bill Nye is creepy cool.

My Doctor Visit

So I recently went to the Doctor to discuss my arthritis. Instead of focusing on my arthritis she drifted off on my weight. *Yikes* Every Fat persons dreading moment. She tells me how healthy I am then tells me to lose some poundage (No more Jager, Beer, and Jumbo Jacks at 3am). So for the last 4 days I have been really focused on this diet. Like really. Not like before where I would last 24 hours then break down. I am really doing it, and I'm happy about it. I get up early now. I hike Dreamy Draw. I eat right. And drink more water than I ever could have imagined. It's good though. I think I needed a little extra push to get on my way and start dropping my love handles.

My doctor is pretty cool...even though I can't understand half of what she says. She's from Poland. And if you don't know what it's like to listen to a Polish woman speak "Enngaalishe" (English) you really should. It's amuzing at times because all you can do is just sit there and nod. She probably thinks I am brain dead since half the questions she asks me I don't respond to since I can't understand her. Oh well. She's good, and she gives me all the support I could ever need. I have started a "Hey Lesbos let's walk up Dreamy Draw On Sundays to get fit group!" It's working out pretty well. Lot's of positive responses, and a lot of the people even want to come with me during the week. We shall see how it goes. So pretty soon it should look like this at Dream Draw....Ok maybe not. We aren't in Valencia and we aren't walking to try to eliminate sexism. Yikes who would listen anyways? -Anywho, I am hoping that this will be an experience to remember.

Go Fat People!!

Long Wongs and Valentines

I know that this is a little delayed but I wanted to post these anyways. Valentines weekend was a disaster, but before the disaster Jamie and I had some adventures...Long Wongs is the Bu$ine$$. It has to be some of the best Pizza and Wings I have ever had. I took Jamie for the Long Wongs Adventure. We landed in Jamaica for some colorful surroundings, then ended up in Heaven with a full mouth of the best pizza and wings in the land. It was delicious. An adventure that should soon be repeated.

This was my valentines day surprise for Jamie. I got her an Ipod Nano with cover (cuz she drops a lot of stuff) and some movie tickets. We had a good weekend. : )

Sorry

I haven't posted in a few days. I have been super busy with work and everything else. A lot has happened. My prayers are with the Chivira family at this time. I don't pray as much as I should, but this family has been on my heart for the last few days. I don't know what it's like to lose a parent, a husband...I can only imagine what this family is going through. I pray that God blesses you in your time of need. And if there is anything that you need let me know and I will do my best to see that you have it.

FK