911- this was GREAT

http://www.jokeoftheday.com/content/videos/727/Calling_911_for_homework

Things aren't always what they seem

See here...
http://www.jokeoftheday.com/content/videos/907/Spring_Break_Stud

and Enjoy!

Lubs!!!

Bad Boys

This is definitely good for a laugh. I cracked up when I saw these. This first one reminds me of those dumb craigslisters who think they are bad a$$ by saying how much they hate everyone. Next time i see a stupid posting this picture will most likely follow.

Now I actually feel for this guy. First of all he took the time to make a Pepsi Suit complete with cardboard armor, sword, and shield. I would have to say he is pretty gangster, and if ever approached he would probably scare his enemy with sheer odd behavior. Go Pepsi gangster!

Now this guy is HOOD. Not only are the floppy disks funny, but the empty Corona bottles are funny too. Who keeps EMPTY Corona bottles? Is the glass half empty? Or all the way empty? Also there is a bottle of Dawn Dish Cleaner next to his collection in the back. He likes his empty bottle to be Dawn fresh apparently. hmmm... he also has a large steak knife next to the cash he has. Hmmm...is he going to marinate me to death before cutting me open? Also if that is all the money this guy has, I want nothing to do with him. Trying buying a getaway car, baseball bats, skii masks, empty bottles of Corona, and some floppy disks for under $200. I don't see this G making it to far. To each his own! Woot!

I love catching the Phoenix sky

Every now and again I get really lucky. I get to capture the Phoenix sky at its best. It is absolutely gorgeous out here, and sometimes I forget how beautiful the sky can really be. I was driving back from Queen Creek when I took these. The weather was so beautiful, and I couldn't believe that the sky was showing me such beauty. Enjoy.

Nap time with Mia

Ok so I am on the verge of being a cat lady...well not really I have 2 cats who I love like family. They are cute, cuddly, and sleeping almost the entire day. Just thought I would share our nap time. Smooches

Sometimes you feel like an egg

If I were an egg I would definitely be the anger stricken looking one. He looks like a Gangstar. Fo Sho. He's like, "Don't mess with or I'll yolk you!--Word" Yup. That's what a Gangstar egg would say. "I'm gonna YOLK you up FOOL!!" lol Ok seriously eggs are not gangster but this is definitely food for thought.

HAHAHAHAHA

Dream interpretation

Last night I had many mini dreams. One that sticks out particularly was a dream that I had about trimming my hair. I remember this being a request from someone. I think the request came from Jamie. Not a please shave your head request, but a trim your hair when you get out of the shower request. I looked this meaning up on dreamdictionary.com for a concise reason as to why I was dreaming about trimming my hair, and this is what it came up with...

To dream that you are cutting your hair, suggests that you are experiencing a loss in strength. You may feel that someone is trying to censor you. Alternatively, you may be reshaping your thinking or ambitions and eliminating unwanted thoughts/habits.

Ok Ok maybe not the field of dreams but definitely a good dream to remember right? I'm not trying to build anything so "they" will come, but I am trying to shed light on the truth. More like this...

MUCH better! Thank God that the truth ALWAYS surfaces. If not there would be liars running around everwhere. See look!!! There is the liar (Pinocchio) and there are people who are shedding the truth on people while standing on their big fat liar nose (Jiminy Cricket).

Thanks Jiminy! You saved me!!

You know who you are

I have always told myself that I will not hold back when it comes to this blog. I want to document my emotions and the things that are happening in my life. Unfortunately it's not always pleasant. This Blog will not be pleasant. And for that I am sorry. I would like to be cheery and laugh all the time, but when there are bad people who enter your life, it's not always possible. This goes out to Sabrina. Who should have been my friend, but was only a wolf in sheeps clothing.

I pride myself a lot on being in good company. Little did I know someone who was my "friend" had an agenda of her own. This past weekend I have heard LIES, LIES, and more LIES out of my "friend's" mouth and my girlfriends. The person who I thought was close to me was only close to try to hook up with my girlfriend. How lame, dishonest, and disloyal can someone be? You tried to act like I was throwing our friendship away over some He Said/She Said Bull$hit. NOPE. I'm throwing this friendship away because of the words that came out of your mouth. Like, "I'm only close with Fatty to keep in the know, and Girls like her...If I am her friend she will introduce me to her cute friends." --WOW. Then I find out you were the one trying to throw salt my direction when Jamie and I broke up the first time. Trying to get close to her so that MAYBE she would give you a chance. Guess what? She doesn't want you. And NEVER will, you aren't me. Often imitated, NEVER duplicated.


This is how I felt about this past weekend. Only I caught what was happening. I am so thankful that I ran into so many people who were looking out for me this weekend. Had I not, I wouldn't know about the scandal you were trying to put through. It must suck to be DECLINED, DISREGARDED, AND DESPERATE.

Betrayal is such a huge thing. Especially if you have been friends for awhile. You will never be in my life again. You will not have any more advances because of me, and I want the $600 I loaned you. The only reason you didn't have an eviction again was because I moved in and saved your a$$. I sent you emails for jobs for you AND your step mom. I bought you drinks, and even helped fund the trip to Long Beach for Pride. Words cannot express how much I feel from this, but I can say this...You will pay in Karma for everything that occurred this weekend. I Fear for you.

SALAMI EGGS AND BACON MY BROTHERS! AND EAT A CLASS FILLED CHEESEBURGER ALREADY!!

2/17/09

Beautiful Day 2/17/09. Clouds in the sky, but not to many. Just enough to make me happy in taking a few shots before dropping Jamie off at the Airport. I miss her.

A lot happened this weekend. Too much. Found out a Friend was not really a Friend. Not because of the He Said/She said. But because of the words pouring out of her mouth. She hit on my girl while we were broken up. Tried to "fill her in" on everything I did over the weekend. What kind of friend is that? I know now, that she wasn't a friend. Just trying to find a reason to talk to my girl, and try to persuade her to leave me alone and get with her. LAME. Some people have {0} class. If I could buy class, I would. And I would put it in cheeseburgers. That way everyone would eat them....SEE!

Anyways, I love the people who are loyal to me, and always will. I thank Class filled Cheeseburgers for this joy. Love. Peace. And Classy Cheeseburger Grease.

Pondering

While taking this one I kept thinking...will people be able to see the smoke coming out of my ears? LOL I hope not! I have had a ton on my mind. Everything from business to personal. I can't wait for my Friday to be over so that I can relax. I don't even care what I do as long as I am relaxing while I'm doing it. Any fun ideas? LET ME KNOW! I was thinking of driving to Vegas...maybe stay in town. Catch up on some Goofy Golf. Maybe Flagstaff...that is definitely relaxing...hmm...if you have any ideas to keep the smoke from coming out of my ears please let me know. Otherwise Have a Happy Valentines Day and a Good weekend! Suck Face!!!

Nothing like the Rain

When everything seems crazy, and that nothing is going right...nature has a way to make up for it all. Believe it or not I was on a Filibertos run when I took these. The sky was so beautiful. I couldn't possibly pass it up. Phoenix is such an amazing place. I am so glad to be here to see all the beauty it has to offer. Enjoy.

Saturday Night

Everyone needs time to be silly, idiotic, or just plain stupid. I had my time on Saturday night. I went out with Nicole and Tawny. I felt like playing some beer pong, so I invited them over. Tawny and I got to sing our song. I got trashed. We all got trashed. Then passed out after some good grilled cheese sandwiches. Good times. Good people. Good grilled cheese. Then end.

want some candy?

Now and Laters are the best thing in the whole wide world...they are hard candies similar to starburst but last 9 times longer. I was in New Mexico a few weeks ago and I bought 5 or 6 packages of these. Someone once told me that these were going away completely. Like the makers of Now and Later were going extinct. This made me sad so I bought a bunch. Care for one?

When I was a younger Now and Laters were probably the coolest candy on the block. Everyone enjoyed them, and you were considered cool if you had what seemed to be an unlimited supply of them (1-2 packages). So if you were that geeky kid with coke bottle glasses, spandex pants, and the glow in the dark Mickey Mouse T-shirts...I hope you stocked up with these bad boys to avoid torture...I know that's what saved me...btw if anyone knows where I can buy a Glow in the Dark Mickey Mouse T-shirt, will you let me know? thanks. Since I just bought 5-6 packages of Now and Laters I should be safe from any torment.

Not Fallen, just lost my Directions.

Let's get real. We all get lost sometimes. It's whether or not we can find our way is what matters. I have been lost and come back a thousand times before. I think that through every struggle and journey I have encountered, I have had an angel on my side. I have been lost in the deepest jungles. Fought through the deepest quicksand, and have still come out alive. I am who I am, who else could I be? God's child. A sinner. No saint here. But I'm trying. Fly with me?

NY and Cadillacs

Yours Truly. I'm a gangstar. What can I say?

Pico in New Mexico

So this last weekend I went to New Mexico to salvage my relationship. I didn't realize how in love I truly was...like the old saying "You don't know what you have until it's gone." I realized, and went to get my baby back....On another note, we went to Carl's Jr. Yum Right?!? Well, they also have a big thing of Pico De Gallo. My good friend Tawny and I have a new saying that everyone should start using...are you ready?? Ok here we go.. "WHAT THE PICO DE GALLO?!?" Clever right?- Kinda reminds me of "What the French...Toast?" I dig it...use it...love it...tell other...then get back to me and tell me what the reaction is. K Thanks....
I drove nearly 7 hours through Phoenix, Flagstaff, Holbrook, Gallup, and Los Lunas. It was comnpletely worth it. New Mexico is incredibly beautiful. I have a ton more pictures on my digital at home, so there is definitely more to come. Stay tuned.

The Negative Affects of Tequila

I know I'm not the only one who has experienced this here. I am lucky that when I am in a bar, that my friends would not allow me to do anything regretful. YIKES!! This picture is great. Don't get me wrong Big girls need love too, being a big girl myself I understand this...HOWEVER I will be staying far far away from Tequila for the time being.