Airborne

Typically I don't laugh at medicine. Mainly because you are sick when venturing down the medicine aisle. Well, I was not sick, and went down the medicine aisle anyways, and stumbled upon this....This lady looks CCCaaaarrrraaaazzzzzyyyy! Yes. Ca-Razy. I can't help but notice she is looking upward while holding her throat and having her tongue sticking out. **Pause**  Not to mention that the woman in the background looks absolutely terrified, and the dude next to her is excited, as if a show is about to begin. **Pause**  

Normal persons eye:

My Eye:

There is definitely a distinct difference. I keep wondering though, who is the perv? Me, or Airborne. Woot.