Police Profanity

Holy cow. ANY use of profanity or foul language toward any employee of the facility will result in expulsion. Not only that, you have to bring the Po-Po with you if you want to return. That's amazing! I took this picture at Shamrock towing this afternoon. I was amazed that they were so dedicated to their employees.

I work in customer service. On the phones that is. So if these people who LOVE to curse me out because they can't pay their bills had to bring a police escort to speak with me I would be in HEAVEN. I wish we had standards like this where I work. I can only see how a conversation like this would play out:

-Me: Thanks for calling C------, My name is FK and I would be happy to assist you,  how may I help you?

-Customer: Yeah you F*ckin F*ckers messed up on my Flippy floppy doohickey you @ss munching piece of donkey lick Sh*t.

-Me: Sir, Please refrain from using profanity or foul language towards me or I will have to request that you call back with a police escort on the line.

-Customer: **Silence**

-Me: Sir? Hello? Are you still there?

-Customer: Yes ma'am, I apologize for my previous behavior, demeanor, and language. I would like to ask if you would be willing to assist me in programming my Television remote. I have failed to operate it properly, and am seeking your expertise in this matter. May I please have your assistance?

Seriously. I want this to be a recording before people call in. Woot.