What women really talk about

Jenni [9:18 AM]:

Being a girl is crazy. Boys can’t possibly imagine what it feels like to have crazy hormones running through your body. And you KNOW somewhere deep inside that you’re crazy and that you’re being a crazy hormonal chick and a little voice inside you whispers…

“This isn’t real”….

but you still want to murder people. You even want to murder that little annoying voice inside you telling you to calm down and stop acting like sociopath. And then you want to smear the blood of your stupid inside little voice on your cheeks like a wild aborigine and DARE someone else to mess with you.

Jenni [9:18 AM]:

Too much?

And then there is wanting to cry every time someone wrongs me. Like this morning when a car cut in front of me on the road. The light turned red allowing them to go at the last minute while I was forced to stay behind. And in that moment, I swear to you, that person ruined my life. My life was over in that moment as I shook with rage with my sanity’s blood smeared on my cheek.

Louisa [9:18 AM]:

Oh my Jennay

Jenni [9:19 AM]:

hahah

Jenni [9:19 AM]:

What’s wrong with me!

Louisa [9:19 AM]:

you’re a woman

Louisa [9:19 AM]:

that’s what’s wrong with all of us

Jenni [9:19 AM]:

Luckily I had the wherewithall not to post that on my tumblr

Jenni [9:19 AM]:

But I had to share it with someone

Louisa [9:19 AM]:

lol

Louisa [9:19 AM]:

I LOVE it

Louisa [9:20 AM]:

I think that it is not only well written but a completely accuracte depiction of the hormonal rage that lives inside each and every woman.

Louisa [9:20 AM]:

I say post it. Then we will get clip boards and collect signatures for something womanly.

Jenni [9:20 AM]:

Do you think people will be alarmed?

Jenni [9:20 AM]:

do you think people will be afraid? hahah

Louisa [9:20 AM]:

yes

Louisa [9:20 AM]:

but that’s the best part

Louisa [9:21 AM]:

it’s unexpected

Louisa [9:21 AM]:

think of the LIVES that you will change.

Louisa [9:22 AM]:

There are plenty of men out there who have no idea of the bloody rage that lives inside a small, sometimes insignificant action. This could be informing.

Jenni [9:22 AM]:

Hahahaha, I will do it for the women!

Jenni [9:22 AM]:

For the sad, clueless men!

Louisa [9:22 AM]:

LOL

Jenni [9:22 AM]:

For the children of the crazy mothers!

Louisa [9:22 AM]:

PREACH



Yup. This conversation happened. I heart Jennnay! I truly hope that somehow that guy that cut her off this morning gets wind of this blog. I would pay. Maybe Jenni got his license plate number. Hallla