The story of the $5 Juice

So...if you have ever been to Las Vegas you know that regular items are quite expensive in the gift shops. I paid $5 for this juice right here. I normally pay no more than $2 for this at Wal-Mart or any other grocery store. I bought this to go with my Pomegranate Vodka. I thought it would be a good mix together. Well, turns out I didn't get to drink the vodka, so the juice was never opened. When we are about to leave, all I could think was that I bought this $5 juice, and now I can't even have it. LAME. What did I do you ask? Did I save this juice from inevitable trashing? Did I bring it home with me? Well, the answer is yes. We had a plastic ice bucket that was brought to our room for champagne. Well, I filled that bad boy with ice, and brought this little $5 juice home with me. What can I say? Waste not. Want not. Hoot.

The rap is ready

This is my godson Corey

My heart

I think he missed me.

Random Survey

Survey About Yourself


About You

Eye Color: Brown

Hair Color: Brown

Height: 5\'6

Favorite Color: Black and Blue

Screen Name: hanemaayer1022

Favorite Band: Tokyo Hotel

Favorite Movie: Life

Favorite Show: Nip Tuck

Your Car: Fly...Mitsubishi Endeavor on 22\'s

Your Hometown: LA

Your Present Town: Phx

Your Crushes First Name: Deena

Your Grade: Grade A

Your Style: Swag

Have You Ever

Sat on your rooftop?: Not this one.

Kissed someone in the rain?: Yes

Danced in a public place?: Yes

Smiled for no reason?: Yes

Laughed so hard you cried?: Yes

Peed your pants after age 8?: uh....no.

Written a song?: Yes

Sang to someone for no reason?: Yes

Performed on a stage?: Yes

Talked to someone you don't know?: Yes

Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: Yes

Made out in a theatre?: Yes

Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: Yes

Been in love?: Yes

Who was the last person to

Say HI to you?: Tiffany

Tell you, I love you?: Deena

Kiss you?: Deena

Hug you?: Deena

Tell you BYE?: Deena

Write you a note?: Deena

Take your photo?: Deena

Call your cell phone?: Some College

Buy you something?: Deena

Go with you to the movies?: Deena

Sing to you?: Deena

Write a poem about you?: I dunno

Text message you?: Deena

Touch you?: Deena

What's the last

Time you laughed?: 2 seconds ago

Time you cried?: a long time ago

Movie you watched?: Slammin Salmon

Joke you told?: I don\'t tell jokes

Song you've sang?: random ones I make up.

Time you've looked at the clock?: Just now. Thanks.

Drink you've had?: Water

Number you've dialed?: Deena

Book you've read?: The Notebook

Food you've eaten?: a donut

Flavor of gum chewed?: mint

Shoes you've worn?: Tims

Store you've been in?: Walgreens

Thing you've said?: \"Walgreens\"

Can You

Write with both hands?: yes

Whistle?: yes

Blow a bubble?: yes

Roll your tounge in a circle?: yes

Cross your eyes?: yes

Touch your tounge to your nose?: no

Dance?: yes

Gleek?: not on command

Stay up a whole night without sleep?: yes

Speak a different language?: I speak Drunkanese fluently

Impersonate someone?: Oh yes.

Prank call people?: not since i was 16

Make a card pyramid?: yes

Cook anything?: yes

Finish The Line

If i were a ...: billionaire. I wouldn\'t be at work.

I wish ...: I had a billion dollars.

So many people don't know that ...: I am so cool.

I am ...: so cool.

My heart is ...: taken.

June Bug

Just dropped him off at Grandpa's. I am going to miss my furry lil boy this week, but I am excited to be on a real vacation with my lady. Vegas in 4 hours.

Junior

Junior found himself. In the mirror that is. He was startled by the reflection, and had to pop up and down numerous times before leaving the mirror alone. He didn't hiss or anything like most cats do. He was just curious. Which concerns me. He is oh so curious. Which is exactly the reason why he is no longer allowed access to our 16th story balcony. Sorry bub. Hoot.

I am his biggest fan

The End. We will be staying with Grandpa this week while Deena and I go on vacation. I didn't want him to be lonely.

Cupcake Before and After

Before:

Very pretty. My girlfriend decorated this one for me. She lubs me. Oh so much. Looks pretty cool before right?

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AFTER:

Nom nom nom! Cupcakes are way cool. Holler

Thug Life

This is so DOPE!

Alvin and the Chipmunks

I have decided that I want the old series on DVD for my birthday. The end.

Did you know?

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

All this makes me think of these dudes. My FAVORITE show EVER.

Rawr

I couldn't help myself. :) Sorry folks. Hoot and Holler.

Did you know?

The King of Hearts is the only King WITHOUT a mustache.

Holler!

Office Desk

One of the gracious people I work with, gave DeAndrea, Bill, and I a copy of this wonderful picture. This was taken about a month ago...when DeAndrea and I accidentally matched for the day. Unfortunately my dumb self grabbed the biggest purple thing I could find. First option was grabbing myself, the second...this stool thing which happens to take the main spotlight of the photo. Oh well. PURPLE is so kewl. Woot.

Mailbox

I'm not exactly sure why I took a picture of myself mailing in my tax returns...but I do know that I felt very "adult" doing so. I have been on my own for more than 8 years now. Not really sure why I feel "adult" doing things that I have been doing for awhile...maybe I like the thought of me still being young. I am getting old you know. 25 is a HUGE age. :) Holler

Did you Know?

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.

I love

When things go right.

Did you know? of the day

Donkeys kill more people than plane crashes or shark attacks...I suggest you watch your ass. :)  I guess that means I should stop using my ass to get to work and start using another method of transportation. Woot

Expired Milk

I will not say who this milk belongs to....but I will say this: I found this on April 8th. If you look at the expiration date..you can see that it is March 15. Someone (we will call her "X") or X, opened this milk jug in attempt to pour out the contents. I warned X that the stench may be horrifying. I was correct. X opened the lid for a mere 4 seconds, and was gagging at the smell of this very expired milk. Note to self: Do not smell the smelly milk. The smell may make me gag. Note to all of you: Throw out expired milk on the due date! Do not wait. It's stinky! :) Hoot!

2010 Survery

three names you go by:

1. Lou
2. Fatty
3. FK

three physical things you like about yourself:

1. Arms
2. my lips
3. Tats

three physical things you don’t like about yourself:

1. booty
2. stomach
3. whitness...i need a tan. BAD

three parts of your heritage:

1. Dutch
2. Irish
3. English

three things that scare you:

1. Heights
2. Failure
3. losing my mom

three of your everyday essentials:

1. Chapstick...you don't understand. Blistex is my lifeline.
2. Phone
3. Earrings

three of your favorite bands or musical artists:

1. The Dream
2. Lloyd
3. Brian McKnight

three of your favorite songs (right now):

1. Usher-Oh my gosh*****
2. No make up- Huey ft. Trey Songz
3.  Kevin Cossom-Withdrawals and U know what you doin

three physical things about the preferred sex that appeal to you:

1. Style
2. Eyes
3. Hair


three careers you’re considering/ you’ve considered:

1. Detective
2. Radio DJ/GM
3. Sales

three places you want to go on vacation:

1. Jamaica
2. Europe
3. Africa

Summer Fun in Phoenix

This weekend was fun filled. Deena and I were busy this weekend. My Godson Christopher turned 12. We had a birthday bash to celebrate. I bought him a matching wallet and belt set from Quiksilver. I put 5 bucks in there too. He liked it. :) We had a lot of fun with the boys. Austin, Corey, Danielle, and Chris were all there. All my Godkids in one place. Austin is at the top of this first picture. He was practicing his "Geronimo" Holler

Next was poker with Deena's sister Jeni, and her girlfriend Sirena. We played poker with pennies. It was fun. I think Deena and I "broke even" for the most part. We are hoping to leave early on Tuesday to get to Las Vegas by check in. Every PENNY counts. :)

Next is my FEROCIOUS kitty. He is super duper scary, and bites the heads off of intruders. Ok. He is a big softy. Deena caught him yawning on "his" chair. He is oober cute. Don't deny it!

Dun dun nun ah!!!

 Super Kitty!

Lunapic

I can't decide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!!!!!! Which one should I make a new default with? Or should I pass on this photo? Your call peeps. Holler!

Pee Wee Herman

This is what happens when you leave your computer unlocked in my office. You get a random picture of some crazy person as your background. Mine? Pee Wee Herman. Thanks Elliot and DeAndrea! Blah! Hoot

Instatntaneous Soup

Questionable right? Well, I ate this soup yesterday. Split pea, and it was pretty bomb. I have had this packet in my desk for almost 3 years now. I never thought that I would get around to eating it, and to my surprise it was awesome. A little pepper, and a little salt and BOOM. A burst of flavorful fun from the pea people. Thanks Instantaneous soup. You were quite the filler! Hoot and Holler

Climb

Get Ready Xannie poo and DeAndrea!! We are headed to the top!

Food:

Chicken/Fish

Veggies

Fruits

Negative calorie foods

Prunes

Detox Tea

45 min of aerobics-7 days a week

30 minutes weight lifting

30 minutes swimming

Fiber

Fiber

Fiber

I am excited, and motivated. Thank you to the folks here at my job who are supporting me! Thanks for your tips and advice too! Holler

Negative ghost Rider

I refuse to be negative. I am trying to change my outlook, my weight, my attitude, and I will not allow anyone's negativity get in my way. It is time for positive reinforcement. So Negative ghost rider.

The Biggest Loser

Oh my goodness. We are doing the biggest loser at work. My weight is an embarrassment, but I am going to post it regardless...Now first things first. I am a Fatty Fatterton. I love food more than most things in life. The time has come to lose some poundage. DeAndrea has agreed to be my accountability partner, and I am excited to say the least. We have a grocery list put together, and even an exercise plan complete with colon cleanser. So here we go. I am going to do this, and look and feel better. The next weigh in is on May 6th. I am going to need all the motivation in the world to accomplish this. Here I go. Send me some encouragement people!

Drum Roll please:

Uh...no holler on this one. Sorry folks.

Chinese Whitney Houston

Here is the viral video of the week!!!!!

Standing cat

The Standing Cat @ Yahoo! Video

Amazed Cat @ Yahoo! Video

Fur ball

So I woke up this morning a little chipper. This little guy followed me all the way to the bathroom, and spralled out to show his love. He is so comical. He drives me crazy in a good way. I have never met a cat with more personality than this little guy. I love my Junior. Does anyone know if anyone is hiring male cat models? He is so the next Fabio. Hoot.

Junior Fabio. See?