Thumb war!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Dear DeAndrea, You have been CHALLENGED to a thumb war!

DeAndrea: Do YOU really think that you can take these thumbs on?!?!?

Me: OWNED Suckerrrrrrr ;)

DeAndrea: Stop Now or the girl gets it!!!!!

Me: You don't scare me! I hardly even know that girl!!!! Target Identified; One DeAndrea a.k.a. Bette Mache8e. Halla!

DeAndrea: This sheet was once white. Now it is red with her blooooood. This thumb war will take you to jail! This is all of your fault!

Me: Thank Goodness for Lysol!!

DeAndrea: Bwuhahahahahahaahaha! That only kills 99.9% and the cops are good cops. they'll finger you as the Thumb Wrestling Killer. "TWK" is what the town folk will call you! They will run you out of town with their pitch forks and torches! PITCHFORKS FK ARE YOU READY FOR THAT?!?!

Me: Oh shit. I don't like pitch forks. You win

To be continued....