This had me rollin

Last week my friend said that she had a date with a guy who came over to her house to hang out. She went to walk her dog to come back to her date asking for a plunger. LOLs. Who does that? I don't think she will be seeing him anytime soon. She sent me this the other day and it had me crying with laughing. Halla~!

Coco Bear Is a cutie

How could you say no to this dog? How could you not share your last cheeto? How could you not let her tear paper towels to shreds? She is too cute. Coco you can shred 2 paper towels tonight just for being a cutie pa-tooty!

George Micheal Saxaphone song

Thumb war!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Dear DeAndrea, You have been CHALLENGED to a thumb war!

DeAndrea: Do YOU really think that you can take these thumbs on?!?!?

Me: OWNED Suckerrrrrrr ;)

DeAndrea: Stop Now or the girl gets it!!!!!

Me: You don't scare me! I hardly even know that girl!!!! Target Identified; One DeAndrea a.k.a. Bette Mache8e. Halla!

DeAndrea: This sheet was once white. Now it is red with her blooooood. This thumb war will take you to jail! This is all of your fault!

Me: Thank Goodness for Lysol!!

DeAndrea: Bwuhahahahahahaahaha! That only kills 99.9% and the cops are good cops. they'll finger you as the Thumb Wrestling Killer. "TWK" is what the town folk will call you! They will run you out of town with their pitch forks and torches! PITCHFORKS FK ARE YOU READY FOR THAT?!?!

Me: Oh shit. I don't like pitch forks. You win

To be continued....

I am concerned for the public

I am concerned. First of all. Love the get up. I personally enjoy wearing my pink pants out in public. Not to mention my white t-shirt that says "here" on my ass. Yes. It's awesome. So what does this T-shirt mean? Why put a "here" sign on your ass? Why do this? Are you wanting people to check out your pink pants? Your fuzzy black boots? Your 1980's mullet? Are you proud of these things? I love mullets. I would rock one if I didn't think I would look just like this.

Maybe you are referring to a sexual prefrence? Ya know like...here! or where? Here. Yeah...right here? Anyways. Here is my "here" picture. The meaning is up to you to decide. I'm hoping there is a map on the front of her shirt. Otherwise I am forced to think about where here really is. Halla!