Princess Num-ChuckYardsale-Sign--by popular demand

Once upon a time....far far away there was a princess warrior named Shahada. She was brave, and strong, and knew how to defeat her enemies quickly, and effectively. One night....at Misty's....Shahada diffused a fight using her yard sale num-chuck fighting skills. As you see in the first picture she is showing the enemy the skills that she posseses with her deadly yard sale sign. She displayed much athleticism with this deadly weapon. I was nearly frightened to tears when she screamed out her "num-chuck-yardsale-war-call." It started off slow, and soft....then became an extremely loud ROAR. She was infuriated and ready to use her deadly weapon....before she used her deadly yardsale sign weapon, she SCREAMED her "num-chuck-yardsale-war-call," She screamed...."YARD SALE BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I do believe that everyone that was around was astonished at her war call. It brought me to my knees, along with most people who were there. Her opponents cowered at her war cry, and vowed to leave the premisis immediately. Her opponents knew at that very moment how advanced her "num-chuck-yardsale fighting skills" were, and knew that they would be no match for the princess yardsale sign warrior. If you look at the next picture, Shahada claims her defeat by blinding her opponents car. She left her war sign behind to remind the people that tried to fight her, what she was all about. Thank you brave Shahada for your num-chuck-yardsale fighting skills, and your wonderful war cry. Without your skill, we would not be able to live happily ever after.

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