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Monday, December 6, 2010

Casino Fart

Imagine a Casino Setting. I am playing Keno ( I know I know. ) in between 2 women....

Me: I don't understand how the betting works. I mean what are these little circle thingies??

Deena: You are lame babe, here let me show you (standing BEHIND me she leans in to show me the bets)

CrazyOverlyBitterBecauseSheIsLosingWoman:Excuse me!!!!!!!! Can you give some F@#%#@! room to breathe here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Well that was unnecessary.

Deena: Wow, someone must be having an amazing night.

CrazyOverlyBitterBecauseSheIsLosingWoman: Continues to cast dirty looks in our direction while muttering cuss words under her breath.

Me: SMH (I casually and slowly get up and cash out of the machine that I was playing) Let's go to another machine.

Deena: Oh heck no we are not leaving because she wanted to be rude, she needs to be taught a lesson.

Me: No worries, I farted on her before I left.

Deena: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Karma!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
ILU
-D.