Vegas in 20 pics or less

Casino Fart

Imagine a Casino Setting. I am playing Keno ( I know I know. ) in between 2 women....

Me: I don't understand how the betting works. I mean what are these little circle thingies??

Deena: You are lame babe, here let me show you (standing BEHIND me she leans in to show me the bets)

CrazyOverlyBitterBecauseSheIsLosingWoman:Excuse me!!!!!!!! Can you give some F@#%#@! room to breathe here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Well that was unnecessary.

Deena: Wow, someone must be having an amazing night.

CrazyOverlyBitterBecauseSheIsLosingWoman: Continues to cast dirty looks in our direction while muttering cuss words under her breath.

Me: SMH (I casually and slowly get up and cash out of the machine that I was playing) Let's go to another machine.

Deena: Oh heck no we are not leaving because she wanted to be rude, she needs to be taught a lesson.

Me: No worries, I farted on her before I left.

Deena: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Karma!

Mac Miller is King!

Mac Miller - Got a Clue

$0.30 = $300

HALLA!!!!!!!!!!

Backyard boogie.

You DO NOT want to know what is happening here...Ok fine...so our hot water is not working in the building we live in..,.so we have all resorted to showering at other people's homes OR boiling water to take a bath. I can't even begin to tell you how much fun this has been for me. It is awesome. Booooo

Rainy Weather in Phoenix

It's not often that it rains here, and when it does I make sure to take pictures. We live on the 16th floor which means we can see almost all of downtown. It sure makes for a pretty photo. Holler.

Car Wash

I don't know what it is, but I love the car wash.

7 card 21

Yeah! I always have fun at wild horse pass. Even the dealer was surprised that I had to take so many cards. This 21 was well deserved. I'll take my $5 now! Halla!

I can't say that I disagree

I know that numerous people consider the toilet to be the porcelain church. The Royal Throne, the can, the John, and lou...the whatever. I just found this to be very ironic.

Halloween Costumer

Seriously Dumb costumes

 Who found out that I wanted to be a HOUSE for halloween? I mean seriously, I settled for being a hairclip because I didn't think I could pull this off....oh heck no. Who wears that?

 Cindy Brady? No really. Cindy Brady? My dreams come true. Forget Marsha! Cindy is where it's at?

 Pregnant Raggedy Anne...How many questions have been raised by this costume, portraying the classic children's toy that is somehow eight months pregnant with ...wait....what the hell would she be pregnant with??

That actually is pretty sexy. Also I love how it's not possible to actually walk in it.

Win

Donkey Kong!

Who doesn't love a little donkey kong with some pasta noodles.

Deena treated me to dinner recently at the Spaghetti Factory. It's the bomb. For sure. Yummy food, and good company. It was super cold in there. I am never really that cold, but I was super duper cold. The food was the bomb, and the games were awesome. You ain't got nuttin on my donkey kong skillz. Holler

Pretty Phoenix from the rooftops

From Sara

Shoe Fail

I don't even know what to say here. If you cannot see this mans shoes I highly encourage you to click on these pictures to make them larger. IF by chance you happen to BE the young man that I saw on 21st ave and Camelback Rd. in Phoenix wearing these.....shoes? Please email me. I would very much like to see how you came up with this concotion of Duct tape, tin foil, and sandal. Just out of curiosity...are you aware that the 99cent store has flip flops? Or that Old Navy has $2 flip flops? Did you know? Or did you need $2? If that is the case I will gladly donate to your "Make my tin foil duct tape sandals go in the trash" fund. Gladly. HOLLER

Taco Bell

She loves me. :) Hoot and holler.

Sunrise from the High rise

It's almost pretty enough to not make me want to buy a house. Almost.

Taco bell sauce

I heart the little sayings on these packets. They are quite amusing. "Will you scratch my back?" That is me. All the way. I am always asking Deena to scratch my back. Constantly. Philli even bought me a back scratcher to keep in my office, and I totally use it on a daily basis. I have an itchy back, what can I say?

I can't help but think of some perverted guy in the Taco Bell Marketing team snickering as he came up with this one. Am I just dirty minded? Or does this come to the minds of most people when reading a saying such as this? It could be just me. Truly. I am a true skeptic. I think most things are out to get me. Speaking of perversion and skepticism...have you seen the new AXE commercial? DIRTY BALLS?!? Oh heck. If you haven't seen it, youtube that crap. For sheezy. How do they get away with it?!?! Holler!

Pretty in Pink

 I know. This looks like torture. But it's really not. Jeni bought Cairo a little pink sally home maker dress and she looks cute as pie. She didn't mind it very much. Although she did walk backwards for the majority of the night. It was cute. You probably had to be there....but how CUTE does she look?!? Hoot! 

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