Dr. Oz: "So uh, I have a new "respectable" product out, and I would like you to be the face on my ad.
Lady:"Well, ok...what kind of ad is it?
Dr. Oz:"Well...It's a 'you're ugly and I can fix you ad' what do ya think?"
Lady:"What are you saying Dr. Oz?"
Dr. Oz:"Well....I think your face would be perfect for this ad."
Lady:"Oh Dr. Oz that's so sweet. Of course I will be the face to your I'm really ugly ad."
Uh. Negative. This poor woman should sue this man, and get a free surgery. Or 9. Whatever helps. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure Dr. Oz is a great Doctor, but he should have been a little more picky about his choice of facial ad. Woot

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