Dreams

Life is funny. At least I'm trying to find the comedy...It's funny how certain music makes you feel a certain way...Like Stilletos by Lee Carr. And She's a Keepa by Lee Carr. Those songs catch me up in my drifting. I had a dream last night...And I am firm believer in meanings to dreams...

I had a dream that I was at a park. And there were numerous rings on the ground. I began collecting the rings almost in a frantic sense. Almost like I needed them for something...I of course looked up what the park was about, and what the ring this was about..

---To dream that you are at a park, represents a temporary escape from reality. It indicates renewal, meditation, and spirituality. You are undergoing a readjustment period after experiencing some serious personal conflict or an ending to a passionate affair.

To dream that you are lost in a park, indicates your struggles with your career, relationship, or other problem. You may feel alienated by society.

---To see a ring in your dream, symbolizes emotional wholeness, continuity and commitments. If the ring is on your finger, then it signifies your commitment to a relationship or a successful new endeavor. It also indicates your loyalty to your ideals, responsibilities, or beliefs.

To see a broken ring in your dream, indicates that your loyalty is called into question. Someone is attacking your sense of loyalty. It is indicative of disappointments and separation.

It makes complete sense. Total and complete sense. It's funny how your dreams have significant meaning. I would never have guessed that finding rings in a park would symbolize all that it does. It's crazy. But true all in the same sense. Dreams derive from your mind and thoughts. You dream every night. Whether or not you remember what you dream is a whole other story.

I'm just glad that I'm not dreaming about anything crazy like Noodles...oh yeah...there is a meaning for Noodles...check it out. http://www.dreammoods.com/dreamthemes/food.htm

Blac Label

I for sure cooked some Black Label Bacon this morning. I LOVE this bacon. It makes my entire house smell like maple syrup. It's the bomb.com. It's $hizzy.nizzy.pizzy. For Sho!


This is one of my newest additions to my closet. Blac Label is for sure my favorite Label. This shirt makes me wanna sing a song. About rainbows and unicorns. Oh yes. That's one sexified song. Woot! Blac Label Warrior.

Soldier Dies But Once.

Dr. Oz

Dr. Oz can apparently fix almost any "broken mirror" look. I saw this ad, and really said "huh?" This is one hell of a picture. I actually wondered if this picture was real....and if it was....what woman in her right mind would allow herself to be the poster ad for a dude like Dr. Oz?

Dr. Oz: "So uh, I have a new "respectable" product out, and I would like you to be the face on my ad.

Lady:"Well, ok...what kind of ad is it?

Dr. Oz:"Well...It's a 'you're ugly and I can fix you ad' what do ya think?"

Lady:"What are you saying Dr. Oz?"

Dr. Oz:"Well....I think your face would be perfect for this ad."

Lady:"Oh Dr. Oz that's so sweet. Of course I will be the face to your I'm really ugly ad."

Uh. Negative. This poor woman should sue this man, and get a free surgery. Or 9. Whatever helps. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure Dr. Oz is a great Doctor, but he should have been a little more picky about his choice of facial ad. Woot

June 9

Days may get crazy, and wild. One thing remains. Can you guess what it is? Music. It can't lie. Can't steal. Can't do anything but do what it does. I was on my lunch listening to Lee Carr. And the day was so beautiful. I couldn't help but realize that no matter what happens I am so blessed. And sometimes I forget just how blessed I am. Thank you baby Jesus.

And thank you sky, clouds, sunsets, extra long coney's, banana shakes, and good people. Ooh and chocolate. Holler

Nothing like a bar taco shop

We were all over the place last night. We went to the Door. 3 for 1. You really can't beat that with a baseball bat. We then went to Misty's. My good friend Bama (Alabama) had her birthday there. We danced a grip. She can shake a tale feather lol. She's my homie G funk.

Later on we ended up at Charlie's. They have awesome drinks, and even better they have a taco shop on the side of the bar. We for sure grubbed on some Tacos, Nachos, Burritos, and Quesadillas. It was off the chain. My stomach thanked me in the morning. No hangover. Nothing. Just thirsty as hell for Milk. I love the cow. Mmmhhmmmm. Thank you boys for an awesome night!!

North Shore

Jamie sent me these pictures today. Her and Buddy have been busy running around all of Hawaii. I envy them for sure. I need a vacation. I was thinking of Philadelphia or maybe Jacksonville FL. Not sure yet. I definitely would love to relax though. Life has been crazy. I'm looking for a balance. I think a cracked Liberty Bell may help. If not The beach is where I will be! woot.

Hand Blowy Thingy Part 2

Awesome!!!

The first one totally looks like some official gang member signs. It's pretty awesome. Then again he kind of looks like he is milking something(hmmm...). He's got the 2 finger grab on it, like when you think something is disgusting and don't want to touch it with your whole hand....niceah! This one is esspecially full of awesomeness. Thanks Dude!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha (Breath) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah(Breath) hahahahahahahahaha. I bet this one actually hurt a little. It spits out hot air. Not like a cool Atlantic breezey brezze. Like a serious heat stroke pumping out. I'm diggin the creativity though. HA!

The last 2 remind me of those mirrors at the Fair. Where the mirror totally distorts how you look. It's pretty gnarly. Thank you for all of your entries! I look forward to some more laughs! Keep them coming!

Fah-Lish-Uh

So I get into work and I see this note on my desk. It was neatly placed over my business cards so that I would see it. So, I worked a crazy amount of hours last week since half the staff was at a Seminar. I haven't seen Phillicia in like 2 weeks. And NOW. She's in Las Vegas. So it will be even longer until I see my good buddy again. She's an awesome chick who has my back. I heart her.

She's the first one to read my mind just by a look. And we LOVE Zoe's kitchen. She's my lunch buddy, my Philli cheese steak dance sandwich, my drunk rabbit eater, and my sing star hero. She's amazing!! Miss you Miss Green!!

Killer Dough

Hawaii

Jamie is in Hawaii on the Big Island and she sent me some pictures today. She is visiting Pearl Harbor. I LOVE LOVE LOVE history. War movies are my Favy. I love the story of Pearl Harbor. I'm jealous that I'm not there. It would be AWESOME to see what she gets to see right now. I am choosing to live vicariously through her. Hope she doesn't mind. :D

She was telling me that Buddy was going to get them some surf lessons too. I told her she's gotta do it. That is an experience that I would definitely not pass up. I would love to say that I've surfed Hawaii. That would be bad ass. I think I know where my next vacation will be. :)

Hand Blowy Thingy

Sooo...I was picking up a prescription at a CVS and I decided to use their bathroom. They had a hand drier instead of paper towels which I normally think is totally lame-oh. Well, this time it was awesome!!

This thing is no joke....it's called an "Xelerator"..... So I wash my hands to perfection (duh) and I walk over to this Super hand dryer...it says on the bottom "Feel the Power." Yeah. I'm like ppffffftttt...whatever. I place my hand at the bottom of this thing and whooosh!!

You have to look a little closely, but you can totally see my skin moving!! Btw. Taking the picture took enough. As I'm "hand posing" this thing is spitting out hot air like fire works at midnight on the 4th of July. It was amazing.

This thing is amazing. If you get the chance to wash your hands then use one of these feel free to send me a picture of it. Just make sure you get as creative as possible. I can think of a few things now that would have been mildly entertaining. woot. holler hey. I'm out for now!