Thumb war!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Dear DeAndrea, You have been CHALLENGED to a thumb war!

DeAndrea: Do YOU really think that you can take these thumbs on?!?!?

Me: OWNED Suckerrrrrrr ;)

DeAndrea: Stop Now or the girl gets it!!!!!

Me: You don't scare me! I hardly even know that girl!!!! Target Identified; One DeAndrea a.k.a. Bette Mache8e. Halla!

DeAndrea: This sheet was once white. Now it is red with her blooooood. This thumb war will take you to jail! This is all of your fault!

Me: Thank Goodness for Lysol!!

DeAndrea: Bwuhahahahahahaahaha! That only kills 99.9% and the cops are good cops. they'll finger you as the Thumb Wrestling Killer. "TWK" is what the town folk will call you! They will run you out of town with their pitch forks and torches! PITCHFORKS FK ARE YOU READY FOR THAT?!?!

Me: Oh shit. I don't like pitch forks. You win

To be continued....

I am concerned for the public

I am concerned. First of all. Love the get up. I personally enjoy wearing my pink pants out in public. Not to mention my white t-shirt that says "here" on my ass. Yes. It's awesome. So what does this T-shirt mean? Why put a "here" sign on your ass? Why do this? Are you wanting people to check out your pink pants? Your fuzzy black boots? Your 1980's mullet? Are you proud of these things? I love mullets. I would rock one if I didn't think I would look just like this.

Maybe you are referring to a sexual prefrence? Ya know like...here! or where? Here. Yeah...right here? Anyways. Here is my "here" picture. The meaning is up to you to decide. I'm hoping there is a map on the front of her shirt. Otherwise I am forced to think about where here really is. Halla!

Wine-o?

I plead the 5th? :)

My sister loves me

Thanks Tawny! You made my day!!! <3<3 Brother!

Milli left today. Miss you bruuuh!

Surveys do exist

Here is living proof. Surveys are for realsies. Deena and I got $140 for sampling a new vodka. HALLA. Win win. :)

Coco Bear

Even though she refuses to be potty trained I heart the guts out of this little dog. She needs patience, love, and a place to poo. I got you Coco Bear!

Toilet Paper Check

Is it totally odd that I check out the amount of toilet paper in a stall prior to using it? I look to be the most "frequented" stall. And if there is little to no toilet paper I consider it a high trafficked stall, if there is lots left it is "less frequented" and somehow more desirable to use. Is this weird? Or is this some weird form of OCD coming over me? I can't tell. Either way. I don't want to use a stall that has had more ass than Ron Jeremy. Jus-Sayin'! Halllla!

Indian Steele Park

Happy Friday!

I thought I would take a few minutes out of my day to play with a photo editor while I listen to my playlist. Halla! Have a good Friday!

The new Zodiac Sign

Is Ophiuchus the 13th Zodiac Sign? What are the new Zodiac Sign dates? According to Astronomer Parke Kunkle the zodiac signs are changing and your Zodiac sign may be wrong!
Huffington Post reports that Astronomer Parke Kunkle says that “due to changes in the Earth’s alignment the dates of many zodiac signs have changed.”
But the big bomb that Kunkle has dropped is that there is a 13th Zodiac sign, Ophiuchus. HUH?
The 12 signs of the Zodiac were created almost 3,000 years ago, when astrology began. The Earth’s position to the sun has changed so it makes sense that the 12 signs of the Zodiac would change but who the heck is Parke Kunkle and why are we just finding out about Ophiuchus?
According to Parke Kunkle, here’s the new Zodiac Signs. I am NOT a happy camper, BTW.

Here are the new Zodiac Sign Dates:
Capricorn: Jan. 20 – Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 – March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 – May 13
Taurus: May 13 – June 21
Gemini: June 21 – July 20
Cancer: July 20 – Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 – Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 – Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 – Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 – Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 – Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 – Jan. 20

Day 2 HCG Diet

This morning was the first day after the diet. It was a success. I lost 3 pounds. It's really encouraging to see it on the scale. I always weigh myself 3 times to make sure I'm not dreaming. lol. Today's menu includes Chicken with garlic salt and dill. YUM!

After my mid day lunch of yummy chicken and brocolli I will have my snack. I chopped up a ripe tomato last night, added some salt and pepper and packed some melba toast. It may not sound appetizing, but I assure you it is. Especially on a 500 calorie diet. Dinner will more than likely consist of 3.5 oz of crab meat and a tomato again. And maybe a diet soda. Halla!

I can't decide

Which I heart more. Ok, #1 is the winner!! I love you Coco!

Day 1 HCG Diet

For the last 2 days we have been binge eating as the diet instructs. We have had some really good buffets and dinner this last week. Not only was it Deena's birthday, but we needed to binge eat too. Today is day 1 of the 500 calorie diet. I went to my Doctor and was prescribed phentermine which is the best appetite suppressant out there. It makes you thirsty which is good since you should consume around a gallon of water a day on this diet. It also truly suppresses your appetite.

Today's menu is 18 drops of HCG in the morning. For food: 3.5 ounces of crab meat and 1 cup of lettuce. I will also have 1 medium sized apple as a snack. Later on tonight I will have another 18 drops of HCG. For food: 3.5 ounces of lean chicken breast and 1 cup of brocolli. And of course. WATER. :)

I'm not too hungry yet, but I'm sure I will be. Our Doctor started us out on a shot of B12 to the arm so this will also help jump start the diet. Oh and water pills too. I plan to lose a good amount of weight in the next few weeks. I may need help staying motivated so NO ONE bring me sweets or anything. More to follow. Halla!

Vegas in 20 pics or less

Casino Fart

Imagine a Casino Setting. I am playing Keno ( I know I know. ) in between 2 women....

Me: I don't understand how the betting works. I mean what are these little circle thingies??

Deena: You are lame babe, here let me show you (standing BEHIND me she leans in to show me the bets)

CrazyOverlyBitterBecauseSheIsLosingWoman:Excuse me!!!!!!!! Can you give some F@#%#@! room to breathe here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Well that was unnecessary.

Deena: Wow, someone must be having an amazing night.

CrazyOverlyBitterBecauseSheIsLosingWoman: Continues to cast dirty looks in our direction while muttering cuss words under her breath.

Me: SMH (I casually and slowly get up and cash out of the machine that I was playing) Let's go to another machine.

Deena: Oh heck no we are not leaving because she wanted to be rude, she needs to be taught a lesson.

Me: No worries, I farted on her before I left.

Deena: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Karma!