Indian Steele Park

Happy Friday!

I thought I would take a few minutes out of my day to play with a photo editor while I listen to my playlist. Halla! Have a good Friday!

The new Zodiac Sign

Is Ophiuchus the 13th Zodiac Sign? What are the new Zodiac Sign dates? According to Astronomer Parke Kunkle the zodiac signs are changing and your Zodiac sign may be wrong!
Huffington Post reports that Astronomer Parke Kunkle says that “due to changes in the Earth’s alignment the dates of many zodiac signs have changed.”
But the big bomb that Kunkle has dropped is that there is a 13th Zodiac sign, Ophiuchus. HUH?
The 12 signs of the Zodiac were created almost 3,000 years ago, when astrology began. The Earth’s position to the sun has changed so it makes sense that the 12 signs of the Zodiac would change but who the heck is Parke Kunkle and why are we just finding out about Ophiuchus?
According to Parke Kunkle, here’s the new Zodiac Signs. I am NOT a happy camper, BTW.

Here are the new Zodiac Sign Dates:
Capricorn: Jan. 20 – Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 – March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 – May 13
Taurus: May 13 – June 21
Gemini: June 21 – July 20
Cancer: July 20 – Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 – Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 – Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 – Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 – Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 – Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 – Jan. 20

Day 2 HCG Diet

This morning was the first day after the diet. It was a success. I lost 3 pounds. It's really encouraging to see it on the scale. I always weigh myself 3 times to make sure I'm not dreaming. lol. Today's menu includes Chicken with garlic salt and dill. YUM!

After my mid day lunch of yummy chicken and brocolli I will have my snack. I chopped up a ripe tomato last night, added some salt and pepper and packed some melba toast. It may not sound appetizing, but I assure you it is. Especially on a 500 calorie diet. Dinner will more than likely consist of 3.5 oz of crab meat and a tomato again. And maybe a diet soda. Halla!

I can't decide

Which I heart more. Ok, #1 is the winner!! I love you Coco!

Day 1 HCG Diet

For the last 2 days we have been binge eating as the diet instructs. We have had some really good buffets and dinner this last week. Not only was it Deena's birthday, but we needed to binge eat too. Today is day 1 of the 500 calorie diet. I went to my Doctor and was prescribed phentermine which is the best appetite suppressant out there. It makes you thirsty which is good since you should consume around a gallon of water a day on this diet. It also truly suppresses your appetite.

Today's menu is 18 drops of HCG in the morning. For food: 3.5 ounces of crab meat and 1 cup of lettuce. I will also have 1 medium sized apple as a snack. Later on tonight I will have another 18 drops of HCG. For food: 3.5 ounces of lean chicken breast and 1 cup of brocolli. And of course. WATER. :)

I'm not too hungry yet, but I'm sure I will be. Our Doctor started us out on a shot of B12 to the arm so this will also help jump start the diet. Oh and water pills too. I plan to lose a good amount of weight in the next few weeks. I may need help staying motivated so NO ONE bring me sweets or anything. More to follow. Halla!

Vegas in 20 pics or less

Casino Fart

Imagine a Casino Setting. I am playing Keno ( I know I know. ) in between 2 women....

Me: I don't understand how the betting works. I mean what are these little circle thingies??

Deena: You are lame babe, here let me show you (standing BEHIND me she leans in to show me the bets)

CrazyOverlyBitterBecauseSheIsLosingWoman:Excuse me!!!!!!!! Can you give some F@#%#@! room to breathe here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Well that was unnecessary.

Deena: Wow, someone must be having an amazing night.

CrazyOverlyBitterBecauseSheIsLosingWoman: Continues to cast dirty looks in our direction while muttering cuss words under her breath.

Me: SMH (I casually and slowly get up and cash out of the machine that I was playing) Let's go to another machine.

Deena: Oh heck no we are not leaving because she wanted to be rude, she needs to be taught a lesson.

Me: No worries, I farted on her before I left.

Deena: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Karma!

Mac Miller is King!

Mac Miller - Got a Clue

$0.30 = $300

HALLA!!!!!!!!!!

Backyard boogie.

You DO NOT want to know what is happening here...Ok fine...so our hot water is not working in the building we live in..,.so we have all resorted to showering at other people's homes OR boiling water to take a bath. I can't even begin to tell you how much fun this has been for me. It is awesome. Booooo

Rainy Weather in Phoenix

It's not often that it rains here, and when it does I make sure to take pictures. We live on the 16th floor which means we can see almost all of downtown. It sure makes for a pretty photo. Holler.

Car Wash

I don't know what it is, but I love the car wash.

7 card 21

Yeah! I always have fun at wild horse pass. Even the dealer was surprised that I had to take so many cards. This 21 was well deserved. I'll take my $5 now! Halla!

I can't say that I disagree

I know that numerous people consider the toilet to be the porcelain church. The Royal Throne, the can, the John, and lou...the whatever. I just found this to be very ironic.

Halloween Costumer

Seriously Dumb costumes

 Who found out that I wanted to be a HOUSE for halloween? I mean seriously, I settled for being a hairclip because I didn't think I could pull this off....oh heck no. Who wears that?

 Cindy Brady? No really. Cindy Brady? My dreams come true. Forget Marsha! Cindy is where it's at?

 Pregnant Raggedy Anne...How many questions have been raised by this costume, portraying the classic children's toy that is somehow eight months pregnant with ...wait....what the hell would she be pregnant with??

That actually is pretty sexy. Also I love how it's not possible to actually walk in it.

Win

Donkey Kong!

Who doesn't love a little donkey kong with some pasta noodles.

Deena treated me to dinner recently at the Spaghetti Factory. It's the bomb. For sure. Yummy food, and good company. It was super cold in there. I am never really that cold, but I was super duper cold. The food was the bomb, and the games were awesome. You ain't got nuttin on my donkey kong skillz. Holler

Pretty Phoenix from the rooftops