I would be mortified. Nothing says Happy Anniversary like a Wal-Mart gift card. What happened to roses, cards, chocolates, and diamonds? Have we really come to gift cards where you can buy batteries and mangos? LOL I just don't understand.
And Still counting
Friday, October 9, 2009
I already know what you're thinking
I know what you're thinking. You are thinking that I have already blogged about this gift card. Well, you're right I have. But I just can't get over it. I know that Wal-Mart has everything under the sun, from power tools to lingerie. But I just can't get over the reaction on some woman's face when she opens a card from her honey and this thing falls out of the card. How do you recover from such a travesty? You don't.
I would be mortified. Nothing says Happy Anniversary like a Wal-Mart gift card. What happened to roses, cards, chocolates, and diamonds? Have we really come to gift cards where you can buy batteries and mangos? LOL I just don't understand.
I would be mortified. Nothing says Happy Anniversary like a Wal-Mart gift card. What happened to roses, cards, chocolates, and diamonds? Have we really come to gift cards where you can buy batteries and mangos? LOL I just don't understand.
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Constantly working
At least I have a window view. The wonderful Phoenician sun was coming in so I thought that I would take advantage of it. I can't wait to be drunkenly singing to my bff tonight. It's almost in time for Freaky Friday!! Woot
Happy Birthday Bologna
Today is Bologna's birthday. Xan and I made her breakfast. We made some toast from France along with eggs from garlic pepper heaven. I made some of my dark roast coffee. It was a wonderful morning. I am tired, but it is all worth it for my Bologna. 
Her and Xan playing in my bedroom while I'm at work. Nice bed restraints, hats, and ties ladies. I shall expect a clean room when I return...right? :P
Her knights in "shining" armor. Or silver color changer from luna pic. However you prefer to say it. :)
Do you have an antacid tablet?
Her and Xan playing in my bedroom while I'm at work. Nice bed restraints, hats, and ties ladies. I shall expect a clean room when I return...right? :PYeah that's right. I have a don't mess with Texas mug. woot. That French toast was bomb.com.
Her knights in "shining" armor. Or silver color changer from luna pic. However you prefer to say it. :)
Do you have an antacid tablet?
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Smiles
" I am buoyant. I float because I am all smiles, and smiles don't weigh a thing." Something to live by. Thank you Miss.
Speaking of smiling. It has to be one of the most silent communicated gestures. Smiling can definitely brighten a day, or piss of a stranger who is in a terrible mood. To those folks, please lighten up. Life is too short.
I know I try to do it as often as possible. I feel like I have a lot of weight on my shoulders which made me really think of what was worth smiling for. I feel like a pressure has been lifted. That I can breathe without guilt. It's odd to think that something small can change something so big. Then I think that it isn't small. It's the biggest thing ever. Smile. If not for me, for you.
Speaking of smiling. It has to be one of the most silent communicated gestures. Smiling can definitely brighten a day, or piss of a stranger who is in a terrible mood. To those folks, please lighten up. Life is too short.
I know I try to do it as often as possible. I feel like I have a lot of weight on my shoulders which made me really think of what was worth smiling for. I feel like a pressure has been lifted. That I can breathe without guilt. It's odd to think that something small can change something so big. Then I think that it isn't small. It's the biggest thing ever. Smile. If not for me, for you.
Cell Phone sexcapades
Tyler has to be one of the most entertaining people that I know. She thought it would be funny if her cell phone was "doing" Xan's cell phone. I must say it was funny, but as a reader you probably think this is ridiculous which I could full understand. But it's still funny so neener neener neener!!!
Kenny vs. Spenny
Actually this is Fatty vs. Tyler
This would be mine and Tyler's rendition of Kenny vs. Spenny. http://www.kennyvsspenny.tv/
Competition #1 was to make Xan and Toni say a certain word without dropping any obvious hints. The person who made both of them say the word first won the first competition. The word we used was the number one seller at any sex shoppe. :)
Competition #2. I picked a word for Tyler and she picked one for me. We had to say it at least once in a 2 minute period. The first one who got Toni and Xan to notice that we were saying these words over and over again lost. My word was rectum. :)
Competition #3 This competition was to see who could get Toni to talk about some "personal" time in front of her laptop watching "adult" things. Xan actually won this one. It was hillarious. Since Tyler and I both won 1 competition and Xan technically won the last we both had to do a humiliation.
Humiliation was to pretend we were cats and drink milk out of a bowl on the ground at the same time. Last night was hillarious, and Tyler is a tough competitor. I wouldn't want to pretend to be a cat with anyone else pal. lol Thanks Kenny and Spenny for being around.
And of course my cats enjoying the milk after we were done. :) Woot
This would be mine and Tyler's rendition of Kenny vs. Spenny. http://www.kennyvsspenny.tv/
Competition #1 was to make Xan and Toni say a certain word without dropping any obvious hints. The person who made both of them say the word first won the first competition. The word we used was the number one seller at any sex shoppe. :)
Competition #2. I picked a word for Tyler and she picked one for me. We had to say it at least once in a 2 minute period. The first one who got Toni and Xan to notice that we were saying these words over and over again lost. My word was rectum. :)
Competition #3 This competition was to see who could get Toni to talk about some "personal" time in front of her laptop watching "adult" things. Xan actually won this one. It was hillarious. Since Tyler and I both won 1 competition and Xan technically won the last we both had to do a humiliation.
Humiliation was to pretend we were cats and drink milk out of a bowl on the ground at the same time. Last night was hillarious, and Tyler is a tough competitor. I wouldn't want to pretend to be a cat with anyone else pal. lol Thanks Kenny and Spenny for being around.
And of course my cats enjoying the milk after we were done. :) Woot
My God Kids
This is their "Please take me to Chuck E Cheese's face." Does it work for you? Well, it did for me. We are going on Monday to world of Cheesey Chuck's. More pictures, and I am sure stories to come.
French Toast Night
I made some french toast the other night. I have been craving french toast for a hot minute. I made a bunch for Toni, Xan, and I. It was very yummerific. Thank you egg, bread, milk, and cinammon for being so well put together. woot.
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Every now and again. I wish I could
Do this. Sometimes I think I can, then I remember how terribly out of shape I am. Ah, someday. I will be a dancing machine on the streets. Workin for that mighty Dollar. Ok, maybe not. That's not really my style. But if it were, I would look just like this. Fo Sho.
Saturday, October 3, 2009
Genius.
Jenni sent me this picture today. I'm almost speechless. The only thing I can get out is Genius. Pure Genius. Now I'm hungry for pancakes.
Softball game
My office played Softball last night. I'm sore. It reminds me how out of shape that I am. Good thing in October I will be getting my Shiznit together. Time to be Carmen Electra worthy again...ok maybe I'm aiming a little too high lol. I would like to be in better shape. Last night was a blast. Cold beer, good food, softball, and all my co-workers. I couldn't ask for more. Not to mention we won. By like 11. It was awesome. :) See the pictures below.
This is me running to First. My buddy Mike was the first baseman. I wasn't there long. I wasn't about to pull another ham string. Last time I pulled a hammy then went to Vegas 2 days later. Talk about pain. Sitting on anything that was not 100% cushy was pain. Pure pain.
Jason is up to bat here. If you look in the background you can see the team. We had fun. Tons of fun.
Josh. The big hitter of the night! Woot!
Christina and Chuck. We tried to pull the old ball in the glove trick. Needless to say it worked. Even though she wasn't technically out. :)
Mikey!!! He's a character. And incredibly competitve. It was good to have him there. 
Mary. I love her face in this one. She warned me that the pictures were pretty funny. I can't help but agree. :)
Sabre. Oh Sabre. You are awesome. :)
Christina. She was the pitcher for the CCC Support. She did really well. And we all had fun shiznit talking. I think I was called Lou-Siffer about a bajillion times last night.
James is my boss, and he is another heavy hitter. Go James!
Miss Lita. Last game her and I suffered from a pulled ham string. We sat together with ice under our legs attempting to cheer our team to victory. Luckily no one was injured this game.
Richard!!!! My drizzy dog! M, and DeAndrea. Richard is awesome. Intelligent and musically driven. This is why we get along so well. That's my dawg! M and DeAndrea realized that they needed to come to the Supervisor side and cheer for us. They took some pictures that I will be posting later.
Marco and Richard. Marco was recently in a car accident that left his shoulder and back in a tumble. He was unable to play, but he was here to cheer us on.
This is the face I get when people talk shiznit to me. For those who know me, only 1 thing happens when people talk shiznit. I preform. I smacked that stitch off that ball. :)
Jenni and her frawn running. She does a girl run. It's totally awesome. I heart your frawn running Jenster.
Her "serious" face. Get that dirty ugly ball!!
This is me trying to coach from the outfield. I kept yelling at Jenni. We had discussions out there. It was pretty awesome. It kept me entertained. Thanks Vicky. :)
The end. But not for good. There is always more to come. Stay Tuned kids.
This is me running to First. My buddy Mike was the first baseman. I wasn't there long. I wasn't about to pull another ham string. Last time I pulled a hammy then went to Vegas 2 days later. Talk about pain. Sitting on anything that was not 100% cushy was pain. Pure pain.
Jason is up to bat here. If you look in the background you can see the team. We had fun. Tons of fun.
Josh. The big hitter of the night! Woot!
Christina and Chuck. We tried to pull the old ball in the glove trick. Needless to say it worked. Even though she wasn't technically out. :)
Mikey!!! He's a character. And incredibly competitve. It was good to have him there. 
Mary. I love her face in this one. She warned me that the pictures were pretty funny. I can't help but agree. :)
Sabre. Oh Sabre. You are awesome. :)
Christina. She was the pitcher for the CCC Support. She did really well. And we all had fun shiznit talking. I think I was called Lou-Siffer about a bajillion times last night.
James is my boss, and he is another heavy hitter. Go James!
Miss Lita. Last game her and I suffered from a pulled ham string. We sat together with ice under our legs attempting to cheer our team to victory. Luckily no one was injured this game.
Richard!!!! My drizzy dog! M, and DeAndrea. Richard is awesome. Intelligent and musically driven. This is why we get along so well. That's my dawg! M and DeAndrea realized that they needed to come to the Supervisor side and cheer for us. They took some pictures that I will be posting later.
Marco and Richard. Marco was recently in a car accident that left his shoulder and back in a tumble. He was unable to play, but he was here to cheer us on.
This is the face I get when people talk shiznit to me. For those who know me, only 1 thing happens when people talk shiznit. I preform. I smacked that stitch off that ball. :)
Jenni and her frawn running. She does a girl run. It's totally awesome. I heart your frawn running Jenster.
Her "serious" face. Get that dirty ugly ball!!
This is me trying to coach from the outfield. I kept yelling at Jenni. We had discussions out there. It was pretty awesome. It kept me entertained. Thanks Vicky. :)
The end. But not for good. There is always more to come. Stay Tuned kids. Friday, October 2, 2009
Champagne Nights
I had a Champagne Thursday night. It was a good night. I woke up to the best news I have EVER heard. Ever ever. Ever. I am so happy to be alive today. I have a softball game tonight. Excited to go, but we are missing 2 players. This could get complicated for sure. We better win. Woot! I feel like celebrating tonight either way. I think I will have to do that. :)
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