Don't be mad.

I know that I have been gone for a minute!! I have been doing so much! I went to San Diego this past weekend for Pride. We ended up just running around to all the clubs.

We had a good time...until I got hit on. By a 47 year old woman with no front teeth. Let me tell you how $uper $exy it feels to be hit on by a woman of that caliber. I have NEVER felt so uneasy and unattractive in my life. I tried to make small talk, and she talked of taking the bus, and asking what hotel I was staying in. YIKES.

I just wish that I would have had this T-shirt on below here. Maybe she would have been distracted enough to stop talking about how amazing I was. Thanks 47 year old lady with dookie braids and no teeth. I feel special. Holler.

Jo Jo from G's to Gents

We totally saw JoJo from G's to Gents while being out and about in Las Vegas. We had a mini conversation in the elevator. He's a nice guy, and a lot cuter in person than on TV. Go Jojo!

The GodFather....in my eyes.

Now Serving....Cock???

Now I know what this means...obviously it means Breakfast. But that is not my point. Why not just say Now Serving Breakfast? lol What's with the cock? I don't want anything to do with a cock breakfast. Just saying. Woot.

Happy Birthday Jeni!

Ceasar's palace-Jeni's birthday

This weekend was by far interesting...then again any weekend in Las Vegas is interesting. The room was Frickin amazing. Nicer than I thought it was going to be. I wish now that I would have taken pictures of the shower...it was the waterfall spout which is the best EVER. woot.

I hate to admit it but I look extra girly when I smile. I think that's why I use my "I'm a hardcore Gangster G thug from the strizzy streets of south LA" look in most pics. Holler!

This has to be the best refrigerator available in a Hotel Room. Yum!

Adventures of Alysse

This weekend was fun. This is at the start of the weekend. I'm pretty sure this was the first night we went out. Which was nuts. We went to Freezone, Gypsy's, and Paranah's. We had fun until someone decided to hit the car with their hand. Not cool. Alysse almost got arrested because of some Fem gay boy who thought it was ok to slap moving vehicles. Ah, the intelligence that stems from alcohol...I've been there too, but I don't think I would play in traffic. :)

Las Vegas Sunshine

While in Las Vegas I was able to capture the clouds, sun, and sky. It was so nice out there. The trip was flippin amazing. I have a ton more pictures that I need to get off my phone so stayed tuned. :) Any funny Vegas stories? Email them to me.

Las Vegas

I am off to Las Vegas in 12 hours. Wish me luck folks, I will need it. :) Have an awesome and safe Weekend! Happy Saturday!

Marco

So last night we had a company Softball game. It was fun until the 6th or 7th inning. Lita pulled her ham string, I pulled my ham string, and Marco...got a ball to the face. I'm not sure who won the game, but we definitely gave it our all. We were killin them at first, but I have a feeling they may have slaughtered us after all of us were injured. LOL Note to self...hydrate and stretch! woot!

My Buddy Philli

http://deliciousphillicious.blogspot.com/2009/03/baller-status.html

It's the Circle of Life

Whipped Magazine

Casey NOe!!!!!!

So I have this friend, I call her Mad Cow with Mad Cows disease. She calls me Sheep with mange. Every now and again I run across something that has to do with mad cow. So I sent this to her yesterday. She laughed pretty hard when she got it. I'm so glad that things like Mad Cow are spreading....in a good way I mean. :)

ROFL

No entry is necessary on this one....WOW

Breakfast in Bed

I had a girl once tell me to get up and make my own breakfast....then she made me breakfast in bed. Someday I will return this AWESOME favor...in fact, it will probably be this weekend. I got you ma!

Cigarettes and Laptops

Sometimes I feel like it's just me....and a cigarette....and a laptop....and then I realize I hardly have time to smoke let alone look up the latest you tube video. My life is fairly busy. Between work, a social life, and drinking...I just don't have that much time. I don't even know why I have Cable. I am never home to watch it...Then again when I do watch it, I am very grateful.

Back to my cigarette and laptop...so last night I logged into myspace to check out some peeps, and my effing laptop kept shutting down on me. So there I am..frustrated as hell...and I need a cigarette. Now typically I will go outside and smoke (if I'm sober) but last night I was so gosh darn tooten angry that I decided to light up right there....right in front of my laptop....while I rebooted. (sigh)

There is nothing like Cigarettes and laptops to add to your frustration...I think I will write Marlboro, and maybe they will send me a Marlboro laptop that isn't from the year 2000. Woot!

My Buddy Laura

My good friend Laura sent me this the other day...It made me smile like a kid who just realized the awesomeness of Pay Per View. She makes me laugh. She is definitely funnier than me, I'm going to have to convince her to blog so that the world can see just how awesome possum she is.

I haven't seen my buddy Laura in a few months, so she sent this to me, to remind me how important it is to keep in touch. I told her that when I am back from Denver we will have to meet up. I am looking forward to this engagement. She is super special to me.

Cairo

I do believe that Cairo will be the newest addition to the Fat Kid Family. Xan had some kittens that she found. This little guy intrigued me the most. He is super sweet, and super cuddly...and he scares the poo out of the grown cats in the house. LOL. This little fluffy, mouse sized dude scares full grown cats. I find it funny. He is standing on my sock...I wear a size 8 in women's. This guy is small enough to hide in a shoe!! Show him some love! Holler!

Ice Cream Cake

If you have been reading my blog long you will notice that my buddy Philli here LOVES her sweets. Choco pastry, Orange Cream Disaster, Veggie Trays, and now Ice Cream cake. I must say it was the Bomb.com though. Cookie Dough Ice Cream Cake. I think I gained 15 pounds just from looking at it.

Thanks Philli. I can always count on you for NEVER using a fork when eating cake...it's a little barbaric, but I love it. Woot!

Flagstaff AZ

This past Sunday I took a little trip to Flagstaff. Jeni, Alysse, D, and myself took a little time to get away from the hustle and bustle of the city. Falgstaff is such an amazing place to be. We went in the woods for some Pine Baseball, we played at a Billiards Hall and made some friends, we ate at San Felipe's and had way spicy salsa, and we (we meaning Jeni and I) got drunk, and sang the whole way home. While our sober driver (D) laughed at us, and even changed the song a few times.

We had a blast to say the least. I haven't been able to have fun like that in awhile. I need to get out of here. I'm so glad that I am leaving in 11 days. Denver here I come. Thanks you ladies for an awesome time in Flag!!

Vybe

Vybe has to be one of the best open Mic's I have EVER been to. REAL singers, REAL poets, and REALLY good food and drinks. Wisdom Soul hosts it, and she has to be one of the baddest who does it. She is the heart and soul of the open mic name. I wish I was going tonight.

D and I have been going since the VERY start of this. We were hooked after the first Tuesday. I'm glad to see that something so great, has gone on to excel in this way. Thank you Vybe for inspiring me to write.

D and Ashton

D on the left, and Ashton on the right...who looks drunk? lol. Very nice son. This was Friday night at Misty's. We had a ton of fun running around the bar celebrating the 4th. Thanks girls!

Lil John

Oh my baby Jeebus. He had some major glasses, and lip action in his life. I'm glad to see that he started eating after High School. This poor dude needed a biscuit. BAD.

Jonathan Mortimer Smith. Oh wow. I didn't expect that. I would have gone with Lil Jon for my rapper name too. I couldn't withold laughter if he was MC Mortimer. Peace!~

Ever Since I can Remember I've been poppin my collar

I was looking at some old pictures the other day, and I realize that I have been poppin my collar for a very long time. I do it for pictures mainly. I used to wear it up EVERYWHERE I went...even to work. Then I had to wear business attire due to a promotion, so now my wardrobe focuses on business-ey clothes.

I had this picture sent to me today. This was taken 1-2 months ago. I was so tired. Had a billion things on my mind. Things pressing on my dome were things like: Should I make hot dogs and mac for dinner? Can we REALLY live in a Play-doh world? If Skittles are made from the rainbow, then how are M&M's made? Why do they call it heartburn if your heart isn't burning? Who thought to curdle milk to make cheese? Was it Mr. Cheddar? Or Colby Jack? Why is Richard Simmons so happy all the time? He's kinda fat for a diet and exercise "expert." How did "Football" get it's name when you use your feet more in Soccer? And who made smelly markers? Do they want children to huff?

Anyways. Just a few pressing things on my mind. These issues have all been resolved since then. I'm glad I could end my turmoil. lol Holler!

Draw Me

Thanks Bob

D to the EE

Misty's was fun last night...until I couldn't remember what I was doing. I am so lucky that I didn't wake up with a MASSIVE headache. I am so lucky. Thank you Filibertos.

Phoenix Sky 7/2/09

I wish that I could get out to First Friday tonight. This is LAME. I want my Friday Saturdays back. :(

LL

If Art is beauty, and love is life. Than the sky is a thought.

My Weekend....

If you don't know...you never will. lol. Come up with stories for these pictures...email them to me...and I will post the funniest ones. Deuces!!