Imagine a Casino Setting. I am playing Keno ( I know I know. ) in between 2 women....
Me: I don't understand how the betting works. I mean what are these little circle thingies??
Deena: You are lame babe, here let me show you (standing BEHIND me she leans in to show me the bets)
CrazyOverlyBitterBecauseSheIsLosingWoman:Excuse me!!!!!!!! Can you give some F@#%#@! room to breathe here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Well that was unnecessary.
Deena: Wow, someone must be having an amazing night.
CrazyOverlyBitterBecauseSheIsLosingWoman: Continues to cast dirty looks in our direction while muttering cuss words under her breath.
Me: SMH (I casually and slowly get up and cash out of the machine that I was playing) Let's go to another machine.
Deena: Oh heck no we are not leaving because she wanted to be rude, she needs to be taught a lesson.
Me: No worries, I farted on her before I left.
Deena: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Karma!
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- Fatty
- Phoenix, AZ, United States
- I love to laugh. I can be pretty funny. I don't tell jokes, but I definitely make fun of the truth. My goal with this blog to talk about my day to day. My mind gets clouded with work and everything else, and I don't want to forget the things that make me who I am. I love my friends, they are family. And sometimes in life, that's all you need. Some say that you are lucky to have one true friend in a lifetime. If that's the case, I have been blessed by 4 angels. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the stylings of a Los Angeles kid who somehow got stuck in Phoenix. Hold on to your hats, this could be a chuckle filled ride.
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