Give me the Green Light

I kinda wish that I wouldn't have taken this in green....NOT!! It looks like we are on the verge of being abducted by super aliens...that's right. Super aliens. They are super. Super duper. Because they want us. Oh how they want us.

This also reminds me of the John Legend song "Give me the Green Light." It's a really good song. In fact my BFF Toni and I have our favorite line from the song...If you haven't heard it; it is a must. It goes a little something like this..."Do I have a girlfriend?-Technically No, but if you'll be my girlfriend I'll make it so...You'll be my only true lover, no competition, no other..." It's really bomb.com. Fo Sho. That was a good song Fo Sho. Holler Hey!!

My Lady Friends

These lovelies are Ashley and Amber. My muffins. Ashley is 6, and Amber and I have known each other for years and years. Good friends are hard to find, but these guys have been my shining stars for quite some time.

I told Ashley to give me a Gangstar face for this picture. I guess G's nowadays Smile like it's goin outta style. Go Gangstar go!!

This is Amber. A-Dogg. A-Deezy Fo Sheezy. She's my homie G Funk with a Twist. She's awesome as a possum in blossum. Ok that was gay. Anywho. I have had the pleasure of spending my last two evenings with these lovely ladies. I love you oh so much. As much as a Gangstar likes to be hood. Oh so hood. Peace!

New Ink

I got new ink from the Phoenix Tattoo company this weekend. I got "TLB" on the inside of my right arm, and "Barbara" on the inside of my left arm. I got Barbara because that's my Mother's name. She is my strength, and I wanted her close to my heart. "TLB" Stands for Toni Lynn Barlow. She's my right hand man, and my very best friend.

Thanks to Jenna Jameson's brother these tats look Flizzy Fly!! Woot!!

Weiner!!!

This one time...at Weinerville. I mean Weinerschnitzel. Toni and I had some weiner. That's right. 2 lesbians got some weiner. In a drive-thru. Ok I'm done. That's gross. While we were in the restaurant it was pretty funny. Now. After thinking about it. Not so weiner. I mean much.

Moving on.

While in the Weiner-Wonderland we received a receipt with the number 69. What other number would 2 lesbians get in a Weiner-Wonderland? It was our destiny. To eat chili weiners and corn weiners while having a big 69 sitting on the table with us. Fun stuff.

To make matters worse their "motto" is that they have the World's MOST wanted weiner. Also throwing in a "Caution Hot" sign. hmm....I smell conspiracy. Either way...they have good weiner. Little bit of mustard and we were good to go.

AHH!!! I can't do it anymore!! Ok so we had good hot dogs. They were good. And the name of the place should not be weiner anything. It should be hot dog ville. Corn Dog City. Chili everything Ville. We like beef ville. Something of that nature! Ok I'm done with this topic. I'm kinda hungry...Holler.

Princess Mia

Princess Mia. She is my little one. I haven't had a siamese since I was a kid. She is out of control, but the biggest cuddle bug ever. She likes to follow me around the house no matter where I'm going. I could crawl behind the couch and she would be right there with me.
When I'm outside.... Smoking... Yuck!! She climbs on the screen door trying to get my attention. When I come home from a long days work she sits on my lap to let me know that she's my lil princess.

She also chases the other cats in the house and raises hell. She likes to remind me she's a kitten. She also likes to chew open any bag of treats. She likes to remind me she's a hell-yan. She also likes to knock things over so that they shatter. She likes to remind me she has a tail. She also likes to stink up the house. She likes to remind me that she does not feel the need to cover her poo. She's the best. What can I say?

Ah, I love her. Muy mucho. Ciao Bella!!

Roca Glow in the Dark Wear

That's right. Rocawear came up with a Glow in the dark shirt. It's pretty fly too. I didn't realize that it was Glow in the dark until I got home and read the cool little skeleton tag. I felt like a kid who just got some light up shoes. WHOOO HOOOO!!

This killer "Keep me safe when it's dark because it glows T" has different types of microphones on it. I'm actually pretty excited to sit in my truck just before entering a club. I will hold a flash light to my shirt just before entering the dark, cologne and music filled room. I can't wait to be seen in the dark. I know I know. I'm too cool for words.

Phoenix Storm

Phoenix is such a beautiful place to live. The summers are so hot, the winters are warm, and the Spring is Gorgeous. We have Monsoon season, and dust storms during this time. I know it sounds like a terrible time, but in reality it's so pretty out.

There is nothing like going outside to dance in the rain with a freshly knitted easter egg sweater. Can you see me in this?

Ok. Stop picturing me in this. I'm jus playin yo. Anywho. Today is beautiful. I guess it's storming out since tomorrow is the dreaded Tax Day from H-E-Double hockey sticks. I have yet to send my taxes in. I really should. I need someone to take care of all that for me. I'm so bad at it.

Anyways, back to my way cool sweater and the rain. Phoenix really is a beautiful place, especially during Monsoon season. One piece of advice though....if you choose to dance in the rain, don't do it in an Easter egg sweater. Two reasons for this.

1. You will look like an escaped mental patient, and in Phoenix; they are all over the place.

2. It is not cool to get your sweater wet after your Granny just made it special for you. Not cool.

Deena says....

It's time to buy another hat. I agree, but it has been so long since I have worn a hat out and about. I went online and searched for some new hats. I'm a flat bill kinda person. I'm not really into the hats that make me look like I'm in 3rd grade again.

I love the Yankees. It's my favorite Baseball team, so you know I searched for some NY gear. This is what I have so far. Deena, pick one.

Chasing a Sunset

The sunset tonight was amazing. Unfortunately, I was unable to capture the breath taking event. I did chase it though. I jumped in my ride and chased it all the way to metrotech just to miss the last end of tonights sunset. Thank you 602 for an opportunity. Holler hey.

Blissful Kiss

She's playing me hard; looks, smiles, a light touch.

Baby's been teasing me, I just can't take this much.

She's asking all the right things to get my wheels turning.

The more I hear about you the more I am yearning.

I take shawty to the dance floor to see what she's got.

She dances close to me, and whispers in my ear to get me hot.

A room full of people becomes an empty dance floor.

My kiss is about to rain, I'm ready to pour.

Softly touching your face I bring your lips close to mine.

Your hips begin to move and start to slowly grind.

I'm caught up in the love we haven't made.

The music is loud and this dream won't seem to fade.

I give you my B game to give you a small taste.

I don't want this night to go to a waste.

My hands on yours while we lock.

The passion has always been there, and not likely to stop.

You pull me closer into your soft kiss.

If Heaven is real, it can't be better than this bliss.

Get me once more before I have to leave for the night.

I promise to never again put up a fight.

Banana, Strawberry, and Pear flavored Crabby Patties.

So it's Easter as most of the world knows. Summer (my roommate) a.k.a. "The Easter Bunny" knocked on my door this AM with some Easter treats. I gleefully took these delicious treats. They are super duper yummy. I felt like a kid all over again.

I wanted an additional picture to my crabby patties, so I googled banana strawberry and pears....the last picture showed up somewhere in the mix...I was like WHOA!! That's awesome!! Nothing like a banana in the morning right?!?-Ok well, not in my case, but if I were a banana, I would be this bananas brother.

I like how the strawberry still kind of has her eye on the bananas junk, while her pear friend is frantically running away. Get your $exy on Strawberry!!! woot woot!

You Give me Butterflies....Thank you.

All you gotta do is just walk away And pass me by
Don't acknowledge my smile When I try to say hello to you
And all you gotta do is not answer my calls When I'm trying to get through
To keep me wondering why And all I can do is sigh
I just wanna touch youI just want to touch and kiss
And I wish that I could be with you tonight You give me butterflies inside
Inside and I...
All I gotta say is that I must be dreaming Can't be real
You're not here with me I can feel you near to me
So I caress you, let you taste us Just so blissful listen
I would give anything Make my dream come true baby you give me butterflies
I just want to touch and kiss
And I wish that I could be with you tonight You give me butterflies inside
Inside and I...
If you will take my hand Baby I will show you Guide you to the light baby
If you will be my love Baby I will love you
Love you till the end of time
I just want to touch and kiss
And I wish that I could be with you tonight
You give me butterflies inside
Inside and I...

Lyrical Confrontation

Rise to life's occasion like a child runs to his mother.

Love, Trust, Passion, Loyalty, and Friendship; there is no other.

Take a seat and listen to the lyrical confrontation.

Life's actions are an addictive and unique creation.

Follow the same path to get the same results.

Taking a different path is how I knew I became an adult.

Age 16 and all on my own.

No money, no food, not even a home.

I've been walking down the same dusty road.

It was time to find a path where a River flowed.

I had been dying from thirst for 16 years without knowing.

I walked and walked without knowing where I was going.

I came to a fork in the road when I was 17 years old.

One road was calm, and familiar, the other dark and cold.

Would I be put on the same pace as before by following the familiar path?

Or would I die from loneliness and the cold offering of its wrath?

I took the cold, dark path and ended up in a place I would have never expected.

This path had not been beaten up by the sun and the land had not been neglected.

I formed a home in my tiny cold and dark place.

I disappeared from all I knew without a thought or trace.

Day after day my path would become brighter and would fill with glee.

Before I knew it the path I had taken no longer looked like a Dead Sea.

I looked around my path, and saw an enormous Door ahead of me.

I walked to it in a hurry, as I looked around there was no more debris.

I grabbed the knob on this huge shining door;

Flung the door open and I was ready for more.

My heart and soul I was ready to deposit.

This is the day that I had realized it.

I had finally come out of the closet.

I almost named this post "The Chronicles of Lesbian" Just thought you should know. :P

High Fives are Free

I used to be an avid High Five Giver. In fact, that's how I met a lot of people. Normally I would be sitting with some friends and I would always keep my chair the closest to the crowd. Why?-Do you ask?-Well, because if I saw someone who was having a bad night, didn't look like they were having fun, or I just felt like high fiving, I would. I stick my hand out in the middle of the crowd, raise my voice, and say "High Fives are Free!"

I don't believe that I have ever received a negative reaction. People love giving high fives, and it's even better coming from a complete stranger. It makes you feel good, cool, and Ninja proof. Ok not Ninja proof, but pretty close.

The high five is considered a form of communication between 2 or more people. The high five displays a form of celebration or greeting. Most joyous occasions have high fives involved. It's a positive outlook on a situation. A physical display of joy, and an overall way to look cool with your friends.

So grab a girl, grab a guy...hell grab a bum for all I care and give a High Five out today. It will make you feel good, and make you look cool all at the same time. Just make sure you let the receiver of your high five know, that "High Fives Are Free!"

So true

I think what they are trying to say is that if you consume to much alcohol 1 of 2 things may happen.

1. You drown.
2. You end up with something Fishy in your mouth.

It's your call. What do you think???- Sorry I'm a perv. Tee hee.

My Lovelies.

This is my bff Priscilla. I <3 her muy muy mucho . I got to take this picture with her today. I missed her. She's my Vegas buddy, and one of my only Scorpio friends. Look out for this one!

Toni, Philli, and myself went into a McDonalds on the way to Las Vegas. She asked if I wanted to go inside the restaurant, or drive thru. With lmfao thoughts in my mind, I held a straight face and said, "Inside sounds great." We did venture inside and allow Toni to be gawked at by every person who was in the room. Little did she know that Philli and I were 15 steps behind her while she ventured into the McDonalds. She didn't realize why we were still standing at the door until the cashier started laughing. Love you Tone!!

Taze me baby!

Philli G!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Free Zone LAS VEGAS!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok so a lot of this will not need much explanation, so I will be going through this pretty fast. Toni, Chris, Philli, and myself went to Vegas. Or Should I say that Doris, Glenda, Christopher, and William went on an adventure?? Anywho. We walked around the strip talking in a British accent which of course attracted some folks. Or at least to turn some heads.

We saw Bobby Brown, and even some shemale dancers. The weekend was crazy, relaxed, and super-dee duper-dee fun.

Toni and I at Freezone. This will always be our favorite club in Las Vegas. I don't think any other club could take the place of this magic that happens in this club...For instance...look at my eyes...they are pink. What does pink mean?-Nothing. But it could.

Passed out after a long weekend.

Construction at the Dam Hoover. I mean the Hoover Dam. Construction at the Hoover Dam.

Statues. I should probably know what this means since I have been to Vegas so many times...but I don't. For now they will resemble pretty Egyptian looking statues.

Listen to all signs.

The sky is falling!-ok no.

Restricted area.

Passed out and caught on camera.

Sleepy cam in action.

Drunk cam in action. Drunk cam part 2.

Frizzy Free zone!!

This is Toni's rendition of a Captain Morgan pose. Man, he would be proud. Maybe I should send this one in. Worst comes to worst I get a laugh out of it.

Baby pants.

Las Vegas Blvd.

We went to Paris.

We went to the little Mermaids house too.

Can't forget Rome.

Or the old casinos. I think that is where I won my $2.

Ladies, ladies, I know it's all for me.

These ladies were smokin!!!

We watched our beers under the Eifel Tower...what? were you expecting something romantic?

Smut dudes!! They kept telling us it was their birthday so we thought we would give them a few moments with a Philli cheese and Toni Bologna.

TAXI!!!

Thirsty?

Mmmm...M&M's

Nothing like the honorary drunk photo. Why I took a picture of my ketchup...I will never know. But I do like it. It's bold, it's daring, it's colorful, and more importantly it went on my hashbrowns.

Smack that!

Flask is not empty.

Talk to the Philli Cheese hand.

The END!! Woot