And Still counting
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Amy Jo's Birthday
One of my nearest and dearest. I love you Amy Jo. I am so glad that Nina and I got to share your birthday with you. We had dinner at a restaurant called "Switch" a place that I would definitely eat at again. Then we joined more friends at the Cash Inn for some dancing, cake, and a couple malibu and pineapples. It was a good night overall.
Thursday, April 17, 2008
My Junior
I was at work when Nina sent these to me. He is so cute!! He's my little man. I love him. I thought I would share his cuteness with the world.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Ah...Beauty
These are just a few things and people that are near and dear to my heart...i thought that i would share them with you.
Pride 2008
Was a total blast even with all the protestors there. I really love that they care about how we live our lives. It just reminds me of the Bible. I wish I would have had the opportunity to quote this for them, but I couldn't remember it word for word.
Matthew 7:1-5 (New International Version)
1"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. 2For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.
3"Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? 4How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? 5You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.
I know it's a little hard to understand, but my whole message is this....Why would you stand outside with banners telling thousands of people that they are sinners because they are gay, but you won't stand near a police station and tell criminals that lying, stealing, and violence is a sin?!? I get that they are trying to make their opinions known, but why would they just target gay people. Why not target criminals, and ill-educated politicians? These are the people who are damaging our society. Not gay people. I don't think that people choose to be gay. Who would? I certainly didn't roll out of bed one morning and say, "I think I will be gay today, and tomorrow, and for at least the next ten years..." It's something in your mind, body, and heart. It's something that physically tells you..."wow she is beautiful.." Just as if you were straight...it's the same attraction. Gay, Lesbian, Straight, Transgender, whatever your sexual preference is...you are ok in my book.
Bud Light. Nuf said.
Matthew 7:1-5 (New International Version)
1"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. 2For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.
3"Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? 4How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? 5You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.
I know it's a little hard to understand, but my whole message is this....Why would you stand outside with banners telling thousands of people that they are sinners because they are gay, but you won't stand near a police station and tell criminals that lying, stealing, and violence is a sin?!? I get that they are trying to make their opinions known, but why would they just target gay people. Why not target criminals, and ill-educated politicians? These are the people who are damaging our society. Not gay people. I don't think that people choose to be gay. Who would? I certainly didn't roll out of bed one morning and say, "I think I will be gay today, and tomorrow, and for at least the next ten years..." It's something in your mind, body, and heart. It's something that physically tells you..."wow she is beautiful.." Just as if you were straight...it's the same attraction. Gay, Lesbian, Straight, Transgender, whatever your sexual preference is...you are ok in my book.
Bud Light. Nuf said.
My godkids Chris and Austin
So on Sunday Nina and i decided to go and pick up the boys for some good ole fashioned roller skating. Well, we got there and they were closing in 30 minutes....BUMMER. so we took them to chuck e cheese's instead. we had a blast. afterwards we spent some time at Rose Mofford. One of my favorite parks that I used to train in for Summer and Winter ball. We had a total blast running around that park. Nina had a ton of fun running around with them too. I think Chris is in "puppy love" with her. It was so cute how they both clung to her. Since Derrick left the boys have needed so much more of my attention which is a good thing. I wish I could be the positive male ro model in their lives. All i can be is the positive lesbian godmother ro model in their loves....that was a mouthful. I love them so much, and I am so happy that Nina got to meet the men in my life.
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
My Hitler...I mean Husband!!!!!
my husband has decided to shave off his mustache. Thank you Nina for cathching him in his Hitler stage of shaving. I wish I was home to hang out with you guys all day long. I'll be home soon my babies!!! xoxo
Jack O
That's right. Not Jackie O. It's Jack O and he is here for good!! Good look husband. Can you dig it?
Junior
I think he was suggesting that I should buy a big cadillac and move to Florida. : ) I just may consider that after Nina is done with school. I do love her so. And I love My Ant. And I love my Junior. Ah....love love love.
Living Room Kareoke
See what had happened was.....I put on some Mariah Carey and they went crazy!!! It was sp hillarious. We all got trashed last night. I woke up hurtin for a Squirtin! No nasty!!!! The soda. It is so so so so so good. Ant and I were at Walmart yesterday and we saw a soda machine that
had squirt in it. We bought 4 sodas so that we could take them home and enjoy them. It was the bomb.com
Monday, April 7, 2008
This is How I asked Nina to be my girlfriend.
IF YOU READ EVERYTHING IT'S PRETTY FUNNY. I DID DELETE MY ADR AND PHONE NUMBER. SORRY.
My Dearest Nina,
Today I am submitting my application to be your girlfriend. I pray that I am a suitable candidate for such an important position. I hope that you review both my resume and my application. I look forward to hearing your answer. Please feel free to call, email, or even text your answer as soon as you review the information about myself listed below. Thank you and have a wonderful evening. I love you deeply.
Love,
Fatty
My application:
APPLICATION FOR THE POSITION OF GIRLFRIEND
Nina Mackenzie, inc. is an equal opportunity employer, dedicated to a policy of non-discrimination in girlfriendhip on any basis including race, color, grammatical ability, life goals, Christian denomination, favorite ice cream, or any other basis prohibited by federal, state, or provincial law.
Please complete the entire application to ensure processing.
1.1 PERSONAL INFORMATION (Please print)
Name Last First Middle Date (M/D/Y)
Hanemaayer Louisa Marie 4/6/08
Other names you are known by Fatty
Are you less than 18 years of age? Yes __ No X
Have you been convicted of a crime in the last seven (7) years? Yes X No __
Present Address Street City State/Province Zip Code
123 Your Heart St Wherever we Go 69696
Phone Number (Mobile, please) Electronic Mail (e-mail) Address
602-555-5555 Hanemaayer1022@yahoo.com
1.2 EDUCATION (Please print, please note that brief education will not disqualify your employment)
Name and Address of School Years Completed Graduation Date
Please Circle (M/D/Y or N/A)
High School NUNYA HIGH 1 2 3 4X 5/03
1.3 PERSONAL DETAILS (Please print)
Please briefly explain where you see yourself later in life
I see myself in a big house with my beautiful wife, (Nina) I see myself barbequing on a beautful Saturday afternoon while the kids play in the front yard, and you (Nina) serve lemonade to everyone. I also see myself making my wife happy, and doing everything possible to do so.
Please briefly describe the meaning of life
To make Nina happy. To build a beautiful family with her, and make her want me more and more with each day that passes.
Please briefly list characteristics which you believe define you
I am funny for the most part, I love to make people laugh. I am charming when I want to be. I am a hopeless romantic. I am tough when the occasion is appropriate. And even when it’s not. : ) I am a lover. I love to take my time on my lady so that she knows just how much I care. I love to flaunt her. Not be cocky, but to let her know that I am proud to be hers.
Toe-may-toe or Toe-maw-toe? Coke or Pepsi? Twix or Snickers?
WHAT? COKE TWIX
(4\ j00Z r34D 7-15? Yes __ No __ Confused x (what is that??)
1.4 EITHER/OR (Please circle only one option)
xDriving or Riding xSleeping or Jogging xSimple or Complex Party or xSmall Gathering
Procrastination or xPromptness Alternative or xClassic Rock xBlack or Pink
Go Out or xStay In xRose or Lily Alex or xAlexander xChristmas or Easter Hot Dogs or xHamburgers
2.0 DISCLOSURE
I understand that falsifying any information previously provided in the sections 1.1 through 1.4 may result in immediate termination of girlfriendship. I understand that Nina Mackenzie, inc. may request personal interviews prior to girlfriendship. I understand that completing and submitting this form is a necessary but not sufficient requirement in the girlfriendship process. MASSACHUSETTS APPLICANTS ONLY: It is unlawful in Massachusetts to require or administer a lie detector test as a condition of girlfriendship. Any GIRLFRIENDER who violates this law shall be subject to criminal penalties of hanging by the toenails. ARIZONA AND CALIFORNIA APPLICANTS ONLY:You must approve girlfriendship from the above applicant NO MATTER WHAT.: )
Date 4/6/08 Signed____Louisa M Hanemaayer a.k.a. Fatty_____
WE ARE AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY
GIRLFRIENDER COMMITED TO
THE PURSUIT OF MARRYING NINA
Louisa Hanemaayer
123 I'm not telling u where i live st. .
Hanemaayer1022@yahoo.com
PhoenixAZ 602-555-5555
My Objective
To assist in making Nina’s life more wonderful, magical, amazing, and loving. Other objectives include being the best girlfriend, life partner, wife, and lover that I can be.
Girlfriend Experience
1998- 1999 “Possible Lesbian”
I had my first Girlfriend in 1998. I found myself very attracted to women about this time. My duties included making cassette tapes with R&B music on them, and writing notes between classes.
2000-present “Full Blown Lesbian hood”
These years were my developmental years. I participated in a few exclusive relationships of varying time frames. A few things that I did learn are listed below:
1. I learned how to be a woman in an equal relationship and how to participate as an equal partner.
2. I learned how to cook and clean for my partner and as well as run baths for my significant other. Other educational instances included lighting candles while she bathed.
3. I also learned how to give an amazing body massage, have roses delivered to work and/or home, and attempt to surprise my significant other with romantic dinners and evenings.
Other duties that I was partaking in consisted of Volunteer work that is listed below:
1. Holding conversation with my significant others family members and friends. Some may say that this is an easy task…..in some cases I beg to differ. : )
2. Family outings. In the past I have volunteered my time, and my wallet to cater to my significant others families and friends on birthdays and special occasions.
Special Skills That I possess 1985-Present
1. I am an exceptional kisser as well as hand holder, and hair twirler (yours of course).
2. I love PDA as long as it is appropriate; I also love long walks on the beach and the kissing in the moonlight.
3. I also specialize in long phone conversations, sappy love notes, and even an occasional poem.
4. I will do almost anything to make you laugh or smile. Or laugh hysterically and almost fall over…your pick. : )
I am Seeking:
1. A woman who obtains sensitivity, love, intelligence, humor, beauty, artistic nature, a love for music, can cook, doesn’t mind doing laundry, and a romantic side.
2. A woman who wants to have a family, a woman who wouldn’t mind waking up to me every morning, wants sex at least 5 times a week, and a woman who will let me love her until the end of time.
3. I am also seeking a woman who is fearless enough to fight off female stalkers with sticks, rocks, dirty looks or dirty sticks and rocks, if necessary.
I LOVE you Nina! This took me a little more than 4 hours to do. I had to make up my own application, and Resume. I know that 4 hours is a long time to do all of this, but I wanted it to be perfect for my love. I am so glad that you enjoyed my application and resume Nina. I love you dearly. I can't wait to see you babe!!
Fatty
My Dearest Nina,
Today I am submitting my application to be your girlfriend. I pray that I am a suitable candidate for such an important position. I hope that you review both my resume and my application. I look forward to hearing your answer. Please feel free to call, email, or even text your answer as soon as you review the information about myself listed below. Thank you and have a wonderful evening. I love you deeply.
Love,
Fatty
My application:
APPLICATION FOR THE POSITION OF GIRLFRIEND
Nina Mackenzie, inc. is an equal opportunity employer, dedicated to a policy of non-discrimination in girlfriendhip on any basis including race, color, grammatical ability, life goals, Christian denomination, favorite ice cream, or any other basis prohibited by federal, state, or provincial law.
Please complete the entire application to ensure processing.
1.1 PERSONAL INFORMATION (Please print)
Name Last First Middle Date (M/D/Y)
Hanemaayer Louisa Marie 4/6/08
Other names you are known by Fatty
Are you less than 18 years of age? Yes __ No X
Have you been convicted of a crime in the last seven (7) years? Yes X No __
Present Address Street City State/Province Zip Code
123 Your Heart St Wherever we Go 69696
Phone Number (Mobile, please) Electronic Mail (e-mail) Address
602-555-5555 Hanemaayer1022@yahoo.com
1.2 EDUCATION (Please print, please note that brief education will not disqualify your employment)
Name and Address of School Years Completed Graduation Date
Please Circle (M/D/Y or N/A)
High School NUNYA HIGH 1 2 3 4X 5/03
1.3 PERSONAL DETAILS (Please print)
Please briefly explain where you see yourself later in life
I see myself in a big house with my beautiful wife, (Nina) I see myself barbequing on a beautful Saturday afternoon while the kids play in the front yard, and you (Nina) serve lemonade to everyone. I also see myself making my wife happy, and doing everything possible to do so.
Please briefly describe the meaning of life
To make Nina happy. To build a beautiful family with her, and make her want me more and more with each day that passes.
Please briefly list characteristics which you believe define you
I am funny for the most part, I love to make people laugh. I am charming when I want to be. I am a hopeless romantic. I am tough when the occasion is appropriate. And even when it’s not. : ) I am a lover. I love to take my time on my lady so that she knows just how much I care. I love to flaunt her. Not be cocky, but to let her know that I am proud to be hers.
Toe-may-toe or Toe-maw-toe? Coke or Pepsi? Twix or Snickers?
WHAT? COKE TWIX
(4\ j00Z r34D 7-15? Yes __ No __ Confused x (what is that??)
1.4 EITHER/OR (Please circle only one option)
xDriving or Riding xSleeping or Jogging xSimple or Complex Party or xSmall Gathering
Procrastination or xPromptness Alternative or xClassic Rock xBlack or Pink
Go Out or xStay In xRose or Lily Alex or xAlexander xChristmas or Easter Hot Dogs or xHamburgers
2.0 DISCLOSURE
I understand that falsifying any information previously provided in the sections 1.1 through 1.4 may result in immediate termination of girlfriendship. I understand that Nina Mackenzie, inc. may request personal interviews prior to girlfriendship. I understand that completing and submitting this form is a necessary but not sufficient requirement in the girlfriendship process. MASSACHUSETTS APPLICANTS ONLY: It is unlawful in Massachusetts to require or administer a lie detector test as a condition of girlfriendship. Any GIRLFRIENDER who violates this law shall be subject to criminal penalties of hanging by the toenails. ARIZONA AND CALIFORNIA APPLICANTS ONLY:You must approve girlfriendship from the above applicant NO MATTER WHAT.: )
Date 4/6/08 Signed____Louisa M Hanemaayer a.k.a. Fatty_____
WE ARE AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY
GIRLFRIENDER COMMITED TO
THE PURSUIT OF MARRYING NINA
Louisa Hanemaayer
123 I'm not telling u where i live st. .
Hanemaayer1022@yahoo.com
PhoenixAZ 602-555-5555
My Objective
To assist in making Nina’s life more wonderful, magical, amazing, and loving. Other objectives include being the best girlfriend, life partner, wife, and lover that I can be.
Girlfriend Experience
1998- 1999 “Possible Lesbian”
I had my first Girlfriend in 1998. I found myself very attracted to women about this time. My duties included making cassette tapes with R&B music on them, and writing notes between classes.
2000-present “Full Blown Lesbian hood”
These years were my developmental years. I participated in a few exclusive relationships of varying time frames. A few things that I did learn are listed below:
1. I learned how to be a woman in an equal relationship and how to participate as an equal partner.
2. I learned how to cook and clean for my partner and as well as run baths for my significant other. Other educational instances included lighting candles while she bathed.
3. I also learned how to give an amazing body massage, have roses delivered to work and/or home, and attempt to surprise my significant other with romantic dinners and evenings.
Other duties that I was partaking in consisted of Volunteer work that is listed below:
1. Holding conversation with my significant others family members and friends. Some may say that this is an easy task…..in some cases I beg to differ. : )
2. Family outings. In the past I have volunteered my time, and my wallet to cater to my significant others families and friends on birthdays and special occasions.
Special Skills That I possess 1985-Present
1. I am an exceptional kisser as well as hand holder, and hair twirler (yours of course).
2. I love PDA as long as it is appropriate; I also love long walks on the beach and the kissing in the moonlight.
3. I also specialize in long phone conversations, sappy love notes, and even an occasional poem.
4. I will do almost anything to make you laugh or smile. Or laugh hysterically and almost fall over…your pick. : )
I am Seeking:
1. A woman who obtains sensitivity, love, intelligence, humor, beauty, artistic nature, a love for music, can cook, doesn’t mind doing laundry, and a romantic side.
2. A woman who wants to have a family, a woman who wouldn’t mind waking up to me every morning, wants sex at least 5 times a week, and a woman who will let me love her until the end of time.
3. I am also seeking a woman who is fearless enough to fight off female stalkers with sticks, rocks, dirty looks or dirty sticks and rocks, if necessary.
I LOVE you Nina! This took me a little more than 4 hours to do. I had to make up my own application, and Resume. I know that 4 hours is a long time to do all of this, but I wanted it to be perfect for my love. I am so glad that you enjoyed my application and resume Nina. I love you dearly. I can't wait to see you babe!!
Fatty
My Husband and I
I love him. Period. Bottom line. End of statement.
He brought me sushi from Ra that other day. I gobbled it down needless to say. He's so sweet. I love him so very much.
Sunday, April 6, 2008
First Friday
This is an event that Nina, Ant, and myself LOVE to go to. I just had to stop and take a few shots of the spray paint art that was open to the public. Like usual Ant and I stopped at our favorite First Friday Bar, "Fate" and grabbed our favorite Seattle Ale. It was definitely a good night, but I was missing my Nina. Can't wait to see you baby. 6 days.
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