Stickers on Cars

I literally have no words.

My new cell

If you don't have one of these you are not cool. I CANNOT surf the web, text, bbm, facebook status, check my email, or make calls without extending my 12 inch antenna. Data plan Schmata plan. You know you wanna be me. Hallla!

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Coco Got caught on the phone!

Louisa [9:52 AM]:


hey there

Louisa [9:52 AM]:

this is Lou from the CCC

Brad [10:40 AM]:

well hello, how are you Miss Lou?

Louisa [10:41 AM]:

Hi! I am good. You? I had my questions answered. But thank you for getting back to me

Brad [10:42 AM]:

U bet. Just let me know if I can ever do nothing for you again. Always glad not to help (kidding)

Louisa [10:42 AM]:

That made my day! Thanks Brad! ;)


I love that people are lively. It keeps my job alive. It's the simple things in my day to day that make me happy. Can you believe this made my day? Awesome right? I'm simple. What can I say?

Sprinklers while raining.

Dear Church,

Please turn off your sprinklers. God turned on the water for free today. Thanks.

Small Beer

Free beer always comes in small packages. I mean REALLY small. Try 2oz. That's like a hotel shampoo bottle. Halla. Good beer though. An Italian lager Moretti. Yum. Thank you Heritage park! halla

Austin

Austin turned 14. Where did time go?!? He's into girls and video games. It used to be care bears and finger skate boards. BOOOO

I never want to fill up again.

Creature of habit

I can't help but like the same type of scenery. Even when I take pictures of other things I still think that the sun setting, clouds, and mountains (and some occasional power lines) are so pretty. I'm cursed with an eye for the sun.

Coco

I have never loved a dog so much in my life.

Nate Dogg dead

(CBS) Nate Dogg, one of the most recognizable and smooth voices in rap and R & B, has died. He was 41.
Born Nathaniel Hale, Nate Dogg suffered from ill health for years. His death was first reported in the Long Beach Press-Telegram.The cause of death is not immediately known, though the Press-Telegram reports that he suffered two strokes, one in 2007 and another in 2008. TMZ reports it's confirmed Nate Dogg's death. The hook singer first came to national attention on Dr. Dre's 1992 masterpiece "The Chronic." Nate earned the first of four Grammy nominations in 1995 for "Regulate," a collaboration with Warren G. His fourth and most recent nomination came for Eminem's "Shake That" in 2007. Since the news broke of Nate Dogg's death, his friends and collaborators have sent messages out about him. "We lost a true legend n hip hop n rnb. One of my best friends n a brother to me since 1986 when I was a sophomore at poly high where we met," tweeted Snoop Dogg, who continued on for several tweets before concluding, "RIP NATE DOGG."
On Twitter, "Nate Dogg" quickly became a trend.

Nate Dogg released several solo albums, including a self-titled effort in 2008.

Darkness

I'm not sure why I like dark things better than light. It could be the intimidation factor. I like this. a ton. Deena will probably find this crazy dark, but I dig it. This pic was taken during my Godson Austin's 14th Birthday party. He's getting so big. It's crazy how fast kids grow up.

Flip off

It's a flip off game. Amy got me good the other morning. Just returning the favor dear Buddy., Hope you like this one!

Dear God

Please. No issues with my car. There can be, as long as it is covered. Please.

Drying clothes

So I washed Coco's vest because it was crazy dirty...then I thought? Where am I going to dry this thing? Ah, the balcony. It dried nicely. And the view is killer. Can you imagine someone hanging you out to dry where I live? Yikes.

Typist

Sometimes....I feel that all I do is type. Then I realize I have to walk. Then a list of items fall in my lap...then I wish all I had to do was type. Viscous cycle right?

B-Shart

I refuse to believe that I am the only one laughing at this....OK...maybe I am, but this is funny! Who does that? Who doesn't think to find all hidden meanings behind their license plate...or did they know?!?! dun dun dun....

Scary Lesbian

This makes me laugh for so many reasons. Cereal. Why are people so scared of lesbians? Maybe scared isn't the right word. From my experience men have had a difficult time being polite to me. Not your typical chivalry like opening a door for me. I mean things like keeping the door open so it doesnt slam in my face when I walk into a store. Common courtesy. Men do not have it for me. For my femme girlfriend. Absolutely. Even flirting. I'm pretty non existent if we go to a straight bar. I'm an extrovert. I like to have fun and get to know people. But when walking into a straight bar, men are very reluctant to talk to me. Or even be remotely courteous. I'll never get over it someday I'm certain. Until then. I'm gonna be a Scary Lesbian! Beware! Hoot and holler.  

Chung King for you?

I think this is a win. Thoughts? Halla

This had me rollin

Last week my friend said that she had a date with a guy who came over to her house to hang out. She went to walk her dog to come back to her date asking for a plunger. LOLs. Who does that? I don't think she will be seeing him anytime soon. She sent me this the other day and it had me crying with laughing. Halla~!

Coco Bear Is a cutie

How could you say no to this dog? How could you not share your last cheeto? How could you not let her tear paper towels to shreds? She is too cute. Coco you can shred 2 paper towels tonight just for being a cutie pa-tooty!

George Micheal Saxaphone song

Thumb war!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Dear DeAndrea, You have been CHALLENGED to a thumb war!

DeAndrea: Do YOU really think that you can take these thumbs on?!?!?

Me: OWNED Suckerrrrrrr ;)

DeAndrea: Stop Now or the girl gets it!!!!!

Me: You don't scare me! I hardly even know that girl!!!! Target Identified; One DeAndrea a.k.a. Bette Mache8e. Halla!

DeAndrea: This sheet was once white. Now it is red with her blooooood. This thumb war will take you to jail! This is all of your fault!

Me: Thank Goodness for Lysol!!

DeAndrea: Bwuhahahahahahaahaha! That only kills 99.9% and the cops are good cops. they'll finger you as the Thumb Wrestling Killer. "TWK" is what the town folk will call you! They will run you out of town with their pitch forks and torches! PITCHFORKS FK ARE YOU READY FOR THAT?!?!

Me: Oh shit. I don't like pitch forks. You win

To be continued....

I am concerned for the public

I am concerned. First of all. Love the get up. I personally enjoy wearing my pink pants out in public. Not to mention my white t-shirt that says "here" on my ass. Yes. It's awesome. So what does this T-shirt mean? Why put a "here" sign on your ass? Why do this? Are you wanting people to check out your pink pants? Your fuzzy black boots? Your 1980's mullet? Are you proud of these things? I love mullets. I would rock one if I didn't think I would look just like this.

Maybe you are referring to a sexual prefrence? Ya know like...here! or where? Here. Yeah...right here? Anyways. Here is my "here" picture. The meaning is up to you to decide. I'm hoping there is a map on the front of her shirt. Otherwise I am forced to think about where here really is. Halla!