Munchies

I know what you're thinking. What does that dark brown chip taste like? Right?

Well, it tastes like it looks. Poo. It was a well burned chip that came in this munchies pack. I was curious to see if it was on purpose or not. It was not. At all. It tasted like the crumbs on the bottom of the toaster. Not to say that I have sampled the crumbs on the bottom of the toaster, but if I had...that is how it tastes. Woot.

BFF status

You are so funny Bologna. I heart you.

Valentines Day

Valentine's Day was a blasty blast this year. We went to Las Vegas for the weekend and stayed in an awesome room at Bally's. The view was so awesome. Then when we got back into Phoenix where Deena surprised me with a candlelight dinner on our 16th floor balcony. We watched the city lights and had an amazing meal. She also made me a card. It was the sweetest ever. Once dinner was done I gave Deena a dozen orange tulips, (She loves orange) some sees candies, and suprised her with a little art project.

I bought 2 blank canvases, and the mondo sharpie set. I was going to buy paints, but realized that I have little to no artistic ability, and wanted her project to be legible. So, I pulled out the canvases, and the markers, and gave one to her, and held onto one. I told her that we had to face each other, and make a picture for the other person. No peeking. So, we sat facing each other, and made these pictures. I told her she didn't have to hang mine up, but she assured me that it would go up. :) More pictures to come on our sharpie art.

I also brought her a strawberry whip cream dish. Well, it wasn't really a dish. More like a presentation. I cut the strawberries into halves, and removed the foliage (yes foliage) and placed a glob ( I love that word) of whip cream in the middle. (See bottom picture) I also bought a bottle of champagne. I don't know a woman who loves champagne, whip cream, and strawberries more than my lady. Needless to say this V-day was sweet thanks to D. XOXO Holler.

The good egg

This place is so delicious. I would eat here everyday if it wasn't $15 for breakfast. It is REALLY good though. Their biscuits are made from heaven. Woot

My balloon flew away.

LAME.

Text from last night

(602):


you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you

V-day don'ts

Keep Our Beaches Clean

In Phoenix????

I was at the jobing arena this Thursday for the Get Motivated Seminar...These trash cans were EVERYWHERE. Be Ocean Minded...Keep our Beaches clean??? Why are they telling us? All we have are man made lakes. I guess it's reminder in case we ever venture out of this desert to a mass of water. Woot.

99 cent store

Emphasis being on “PRE-ELECTRIC” what’s it like when it’s “POST-ELECTRIC”??? These things make me wonder. No seriously though. Pre-Electric. Not that I shave my face, but would I want electric anything on my skin after shaving? I think not. Holler.

P.S. This stuff does smell very Macho. Try it! Woot!

Bowling

Who won baby? Twinkle toes! FK = Winner. Woot.

Long Wongs

Long Wongs has some of the BEST wings in all of Phoenix. For real. Not even playin. Their wings are heaven. Sirena, Jeni, Deena, and I ventured to Long Wongs this past weekend for some wing heaven. We were all very excited to get our ranch on. Except for D who does not like to eat wings that are on the bone. I get it. Sorta. But I LOVE it. So we tore that $hit up! This time I did not get sauce in my eye. Which really feels amazing. In case you were wondering.  :)

Sirena and I also used $0.50 to make us look sophisticated, debonair, handsome....ok we looked stupid, but it gave Jeni and Deena a pretty hard laugh. They were unaware of our purchase of hairy lips. They were entertained. DUH. Woot.

Landmark Towers

It started raining at 3am this morning. I woke up to a loud whistling sound. I never knew how much the wind whistled until I moved into the 16th floor of a high rise. I woke up to the rain spitting on me while I moved furniture off of the patio and into the bedroom. All the while trying not to lose my kitty outside. Good boy Junior. Woot.

Superstitious much? I didn't even realize what happened here? Do you see the problem??? Triscadecaphobia is the fear of the number 13. Many believe Friday the 13th is especially a very unlucky day. So, there are a great number of reasons why many around the globe find Friday the 13th a day, if not unlucky, a day to take notice and caution.


13 is missing. For real. Look again. 13 is seriously missing. The Towers were built in 1963. They must have been crazy superstitious back then. To not name off a 13th floor is a little nutty, even for my taste. Woot.

Super creepy. Made me seriously think about superstitions. For instance....

*If your nose itches, someone is coming to see you. If it's the right nostril, the visitor will be a female, left nostril, male.

-What? Right and left nostril have that much effect?? what if they both itch? Will a post op transexual come to my door?

*If you use the same pencil to take a test that you used for studying for the test, the pencil will remember the answers.

-Someone who is in school please test this! I wanna know!

*If you spill pepper you will have a serious argument with your best friend.

- Note to self. Don't spill the pepper. My bff is spicey!! Holler!

Get Motivated Seminar

Seriously one of the best seminars I have ever been to. My favorite speaker was not named on here, and I don't remember what he said his name was....but he was AWESOME.  Time to get motivated people!

Cat photoshoot

I don't think ANYONE could not LOVE him. Not anyone. woot

Urban Dictionary

Blow it up. It is so worth it. Then look yourself up! Hoot and Holler.

Wrist watch cell phone

I found this on a website earlier this week, and had to blog about it. Can you imagine wearing your phone on your wrist? How cool! And being able to mold it into different shapes. So cool! It's like the wrist communicator I have always wanted!!

Dectective Sandy Va-Jayjay is on the case. Ready to bust some bad guys doing bad things with bad people in bad places with bad timing. I'll get them with my wrist communicator, magnifying glass, bubble pipe, and funny hat. No one will escape me!! Muhuhahahaha.

Ok really, the phone is cool right? Holler.

Where's Junior?

I know it is very difficult to see, but Junior is that little hump under the comforter. He likes to hide from time to time. Especially when it's time to give him medicine. He stayed under the bed for hours last night. He was not happy that I had smeared goop on his face...Cat medicine is so weird. They come in treat or smear all over their face form. Seeing as how Junior doesn't like treats he is stuck with the smear face. Sorry bubba.

Eat My Necklace

DeAndrea was feeling very hungry last week. She got to the point where she was going to eat a necklace that had the Lord's Prayer written inside it. She came very close to consuming this wonderful necklace, but I made her eat a ho ho and some walnuts instead. Hoot.

Airborne

Typically I don't laugh at medicine. Mainly because you are sick when venturing down the medicine aisle. Well, I was not sick, and went down the medicine aisle anyways, and stumbled upon this....This lady looks CCCaaaarrrraaaazzzzzyyyy! Yes. Ca-Razy. I can't help but notice she is looking upward while holding her throat and having her tongue sticking out. **Pause**  Not to mention that the woman in the background looks absolutely terrified, and the dude next to her is excited, as if a show is about to begin. **Pause**  

Normal persons eye:

My Eye:

There is definitely a distinct difference. I keep wondering though, who is the perv? Me, or Airborne. Woot.

bachellorette party

Amy and Jen had their bachellorette party this past weekend. It was a total blast. Pin the boobies on the hot chick, newly wed game, beer pong and much more. Deena and I had a lot of fun. The cake looked totally real! Nipples and all, blow it up! Thanks ladies for a wonderful evening! I am hoping that everyone showed you a good time just before your marital bliss! Holler!