Deena Jane

I think she may love me. Ya never know. I haven't had flowers sent to me in years. This has to be one of the sweetest things ever done on my birthday. I know my girls have something planned for me tonight. But they won't tell me.

I just know that everything will be amazing tonight. Just in case I forget...thank you.

Family

These are my girls. They take good care of me. They love me, and they should. I'm pretty flippin cool. Or at least I think so.

Flavor Flav!!!!!!

So on the first day we were in Las Vegas we hit up a mall to find some Apple Bottom jeans and boots with the fur...Sure enough I am walking through this mall and I see him....Flavor Flav. This dude was for real at the mall with his wife. He had probably 200+ keys on his key chain. He was so nice. We didn't get to snap a picture with him, but he was definitely cool as hell. Alysse and I practically text everyone in our phones while Toni was still trying to figure out who he was. We did get to shake his hand and even hugged him. He was nice fo sho. We reppin Flavor Flav!!! woot!

Destiny never looked so beautiful.

Thank you Neela

This was taken at 6 or 7 am. Alysse and I had been up all night playin Black Jack with some fellas and wonderful dealer named Neela. She was amazing. Poor Toni Bologna had gone back to the Bunyon hours later to get some zzzz's. Let me tell you. It is hard to look like a ruggish thuggish thug in the morning. But I think we may have pulled it off.

I for sure doubled my money on one dealer. Her name was Neela. She was awesome. She was family, and very very funny. She also humiliated the hell out of every man who sat at the table. It was really really funny. Nothing like a lesbian dealer who despises men. I think that if she could have helped me win a million she for sure would have. Thanks Neela.

Nerd to the rescue. Have you ever hugged yourself as a man or a woman? Either way you are lookin good stud!!

Cell phone shadow.

I could not have done this better myself. While the sun came up on Fremont St. Alysse and I decided to take a picture. I didn't realize that I had perfectly cut out her mouth with my cell phone shadow until I looked through my phone the next afternoon. I love drunk pictures. FYI. In case you hadn't seen what was on both of our shirts...It's a McDonalds sticker. Made Fresh to Order. That's right!! woot!

No onion please.

So this one night...we for sure went to McDonalds for some late night drunky drunkerton grub. When we got home I had a "No Onion" sticker on my burger. I for sure placed this sticker on Toni's shirt. Somehow this bad boy sticker ended up on Toni's neck. I didn't even see it until Alysse started busting up laughing and woke me up to see this sight. Thank you McDonalds. No onions. The strip.

Fremont St. at 7am.

Dave Matthews Band and Jason Mraz at MGM

This was the best Birthday for sure. I did so much that I can't even begin to tell. I will say this though, DMB was SO awesome!! The crowd went crazy! And Jason Mraz. I could not believe that he was opening for them. We didn't know who was opening until we got there. We freaked when we heard it was him. He is amaz-ing. If you haven't heard Butterfly by Jason Mraz...it is a MUST. Thank you BFF for taking me to this concert!!! I don't think I have seen a concert since Sugar Ray back in the early 2000's. This was severely awesome!! The hot dogs and Nachos were the bomb too!! lol Thanks Tone!

The Binion on Fremont St. A.K.A. The Bunyon

The first night on my birthday weekend was spent on Fremont St. at the Bionion which was later renamed to "The Bunyon." This hotel was definitely worth the $16.56 that I paid. You can't go to far wrong with a $17 room rate. Don't get me wrong, this place was NOT a palace by any means. The shower curtain liked to stick to your body (yuck) and on top of that Toni gave us all a visual of a possible previous guest who was old, hairy, and crusty. Thanks Tone. I couldn't wait to have this shower curtain touch me while I get my Beyonce on with the bar soap and 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner. It was amazing though. Alysse and I got drunk on the $2 black jack tables while Toni passed out at the Bunyon.

After winning $100 Alysse and I went to the Mc Donalds. We met a homeless man who had some VHS for sale. He was deaf so Alysse and I got to use our sign language skills to communicate with him. He ended up with $6, and we ended up with Homeward Bound and Indiana Jones...Amazing. :)

We Speak in Lyyrical terms

The magic of the moment snuck up on me
And caught me by surprise
Roamin and Im lonely man Im longin
For that somethin in your eyes
And I know its not just the song
And I know its not just the drink
But whatever it might be
Just keep holdin on to me

Cause Ill pull down a cloud for you

I'll circle the stars and bring you and back
I'll walk through the sun for you
Cause there's somethin you do
That got me walkin on the moon.


I have always felt that music was important. It holds a mood in every song. If you're ever pissed off you may like to listen to some Linkin Park, Rob Zombie, or Megadeath...(not my steeze but hey..) When you're happy you might like some Mariah Carey, Lauryn Hill, or even Hannah Montana. When you are sad or contemplative some John Legend, Donnel Jones, Brian McKnight, and even some Trey songz...When you want to set the mood "right" (you know what I mean) you can hit up some Usher, Adina Howard, Janet Jackson, even Alicia Keys.


Music is so influential. It can put you in a good mood, a bad mood, even a grown and sexy mood. That's what I love about music. It can lighten the worst moods. Pick up spirits that need a lift. Get that special someone in a grown and sexy mood. It's all for the love of music.


Then there are times when you are sitting in your car and singing a song with a friend...and they sing the WRONG lyrics...you do one of these...

And you turn down the blaring radio and say..."what did you just say?" Trying to hold back any embarassment they remain confident in their answer..."it said hot lasagna!" Without spraying laughter in their face you say..."uh-negative." I'll give you a perfect example...Way of the World by Earth Wind and Fire. The song starts out with a great trumpet entrance...and the singing begins..."Hearts afire"....that's right...not hot lasagna. If you don't know the song check it out it's tight. Tight like a Tiger.

Holler hey. Vegas in 6 hours.

Sexual Lyricism

baby the mood is right and the stars are out tonight
I cant wait til you get home
I got some rose petals leading to the bedroom door
where I'm waiting all alone
with candles lit glass of perignon
wanna make u lose control
girl I'm telling you tonight is yours all I wanna know is
Do you wanna love me?
Gonna give you reason so you can love me forever
I wanna make love...Make your temperature rise until you say its too hot
Do you wanna feel me?
Touchin and rubbin and lovin all of your body
Its just you and me baby
Gonna tickle your spot until you tell me to stop

Passionate as can be as i softly kiss your ear
I'm gon' give you what you want
Straight to the highest peak let me be your ecstacy
This gon' last the whole night long
As we become one, smell of love is strong
Want you to feel it in your soul
Girl I'm telling you tonight is yours
All I wanna know is
Do you wanna love me?

She gon' let me beep beep

Edited for Parental Guidance reasons....Ok so you can figure some things out...but dayyummm. Shawty had my jaw on the floor....Remember ma. Distance makes the heart grow fonder. Give me time. I got somethin for you.

I got my eye on you....

Fatty and Tawny Dasani

This is my sister Tawny. She is the bestest sister in the whole wide world. We came up with a similar last name so that we could make our siblingism...(is that a word??) more official. We came up with Dasani since Tawny and I are recovered "Water-aholics". Tawny and I attened WA (Water Anonymous) meetings for years and years....lol anyways...Tawny and I will be heading to Duke Photography unless we find someone else to take some shots of us with our Dasani Water bottles. Nothing like a family photo to hang above our cardboard mantle. This should be fun. More to follow.

First Friday Worthy

I took this Saturday night on the way to Lunch. It makes me wish that I had Fridays off again so that I could setup a vending spot on First Fridays. I was talking to Summer and Alysse about this earlier. They said that they would totally help, so I may just take them up on it. As much as I would LOVE to be out there drinking a beer selling my photographs, I will be working while my two lil hustlers make Fatty Daddy some loot. Woot woot. Holler hey.

A $2 day

Have you ever had a $2 day? Where everything is good, but not immaculately amazing? I had a $2 day the other day...in fact it was last week. I even gave my $2 bill away to my bff Tone Loc. I thought that since my day wasn't all that bad, why not give a great $2 day away to a friend? The next time I go into the bank I am going to get $100 worth of $2 bills. I should do this while I'm in Vegas and buy EVERYTHING with the $2 bills. That would be Twodollartastic.

Can you Define Beauty?

I was on my way into work this afternoon when taking this. I put on my sexy before I left the house. I have plans with Deena and her boss for a Dinner get together. This night should be fun. I got my sexy on, and my swagger is on point. Woot!

Alysse+Me+Paper from Denny's=Wowza

This morning Alysse, Casey, Summer, and myself went to breakfast at Denny's. We decided to tear our paper place mats and have some fun with it. I made my happy little coke face bottle, and Alysse made an I <3 U out of a few glasses. Things got interesting when Casey made some curly paper and Summer placed it inside Alysse's hat. Alysse became "Whitey paper locks" No. Not Goldy locks. Whitey paper locks. That's way cooler.



Whitey Paper locks

P*

I been watchin' you a while now

And I just wanna find a way to make you smile now

Why you blushing, forget about them other guys now

I know you ain't trying to tell me that you shy now

I realize that you're beauty could intimidate

Them suckers you ain't got no business for them anyway

With such a, pretty face big booty, little waistline...

I wanna grab from behind to the bass line.

Have a great time, pull yourself a shot girl

Chase it with the lime, now you feeling like a hot girl

I know you're probably used to deal with them wannabe's

But honestly I gotta say, I'm who they wanna be.

I promise all I wanna see is you up under me

Now we can disappear whenever, when you wanna leave

I could guarantee the ride of your life

Any fantasies on your mind, we can try them tonight

MCBF=My Crazy Best Friend

This is Toni. My Crazy Best Friend. I heart her muy mucho. She finds it amusing to put things in her mouth lol. She definitely should have been a porn star...her name would have to be something like Ginger Spice, or Gingerly Redbottom...ha! I really just laughed out loud for that one. I crack myself up.

Hmmm....Miss Jager Gingerly Red.

Dowtown Phoenix at Sunset

Every now and again I have a "somewhat serious" day. These days consist of photos, maybe some poetry, or a story. I was going to Zoe's Kitchen yesterday and came across some beautiful scenery. Sometimes I wish Phoenix didn't have so many sky scrapers. It would make it much easier for me to take pictures of the sunset. These will have to do for the time being...Enjoy.

Good Morning FK!!

I got this picture from my good friend Amber this morning. I miss her mucho. I haven't seen her in over a week. She has a lot going on in her life right now. I know that she needs me, and I am glad that I can be there for her. She's a good friend, an excellent mother, and a passionate wife. I know she will get all she deserves. I <3 you Amber. Keep Truckin ma!!

Everyone needs an encouraging word every now and again. Someone to tell you that you're strong. I'll be that. All day long. Do you what you do ma. No one else can do it.