Adventures of Tawny and Fatty Part 2

This is Fort Crazy Horse. I actually had to break into this secure place to steal my golf ball back. Tawny has some pictures of me breaking into this fort...they are much better than the pictures I took lol. I am such a tool.

This is Cedar Creek. I actually went partial swimming in this pond. Tawny 4'D her ball right into the water. I took off my watch and got her ball out of the pond (because I'm a gentle lady) :P

We like Cedar Creek...there are Beavers there.

The Adventures of Fatty and Tawny

I know that it is hard to see (had I been wearing Neon green you could have seen me better) but if you blow up this picture you can see me standing next to my grand castle. I know sometimes folks forget that I'm a KING, so I though that I would include a picture of me by my castle. FK is King!! woot woot

This is Tawny and I (Happy Birthday Tawny) waiting our turn at Goofy golfing. Why did we go goofy golfing for her birthday? -- Because we haven't done that in 10 + years...and because we wanted to feel like the dorks that we are. So you ask why?--I say Why not?!?

This is by fort crazy horse...more pictures to come soon once I get them downloaded. Stay tuned!

50K!!!!!!!!

I just REALLY liked this one. lol

Mia

I know I know...more kitty pictures. I just love this little one. Every morning I wake up to Mia right in my face purrrring like no tomorrow. She is precious. I am so blessed to have her. The chick that had her before me told me that she was a devil cat...does she look satanic to you??--Didn't think so. She's my lil angel.

I saw the Movie "Doubt" and the best part of the night was...

I saw the movie "Doubt" and the best part of the night was walking around the Arizona center while it was raining. They have most of the Arizona center decorated in blue lights. It was really pretty especially because it was raining. The movie...STUNK. Not only did it end abruptly, but it left me thinking..."what the hell was that?" Good thing I used a movie pass instead of actual money or I may have been a little more upset with the outcome. The entire movie was about an alter boy who may have been molested by a Priest, and the truth never came to surface. LAME. Next movie I intend to see is "Notrious" I do love Biggie, and I would love to see a movie based on something so powerful-Hip Hop. Word to the wise--If you do decide to see the movie "Doubt" be sure to do it in an area that allows you to walk around after the movie is over. : )

Purple People Eater!!

Yeah I know...cheesy right? I am trying to include more fruit in with my diet. I found these balck berries on sale at Fry's. They are REALLY good. I ate like 10 of them during my lunch the other day. They even stained my fingers a purple color. Looked like I had a lil intimate run in with the Purple people eater. : )



See what I mean????--btw I remember watching this movie a REALLY long time ago. I may just rent it.

You can't see me

It's just a point blank fact.

Kissing My girlfriend

Sometimes I feel like it has been an eternity since I have kissed her. I miss her like crazy. We just booked a room in Las Vegas for Valentines Day weekend. I am super excited to show her around Vegas. I LOVE Las Vegas. It is one of my VERY favorite party towns...probably because I have never had the opportunity to be hungover there. We have always just kept drinking throughout the night, and the best part is there is no need to drive since everything is within walking distance and cabs are EVERYWHERE. Las Vegas is Amazing. I can't wait. I wish that Valentines Day was closer...28 days until I will be on my way to a fun filled 3 days in Las Vegas NV. Believe me folks I am saving my pennies for this trip! Wish me drunk!! oops...I mean luck. :)

Outside of Meg's new Casa

I even have my own room there!! Even though I live within 3 miles lol. I LOVE this house. I think it will be good for Meg and Mike. This picture was gorgeous. I took it the other night before helping her take the trash out of the car and going to Costco. I LOVE Costco. They have greasy pizza and cheap beer...what more could I want?

oh...baby?

If I had to guess the parents of this child were...I would go with Mr. Clean and Jenny Craig. This kid is as bald as Mr. Clean...and who the hell who post nutritional facts on a babies forehead...besides Jenny Craig??--I was walking through a mall on this one, and this ad stopped me dead in my tracks. First I thought....who would get that tattooed? then I thought are we considering babies as a new source of nutrition???--(I know the economy is bad but DAMN!!) then I continued to read the ad, and it was about not allowing your child to become obese. WOW. Nothing like a Mr. Clean Jenny Craig baby with a tattoo of nutritional facts to get the point across.

My reward for finishing the bedroom

It is finally done. My guest room is complete. : ) there is a picture of me hanging the last record. Anyone thirsty? I know I was FO SHO.

My Guest Bedroom

Is almost complete. I finall have all my Billy Idol, Diana Ross, Fleetwood Mac, Blondie, Prince, Van Marrison, Patti LaBelle, Carpenters, and Eric Clapton records all over the roo. They are everywhere in this room, and it looks awesome. It's almost better than my room...in fact it might be. I wanted to make this room a music room/guest room. It comes complete with 2 record players, an 8 track player (yes I said 8 track), cassette player, and CD player. I am desperately looking for a place that sells old 8 tracks. I would like to have a few to see if that portion of my antique stereo works. I included a picture of Junior and Mia on the guest bed. They are becoming fond of this room too.

That is SO wrong

So I'm at Walmart, and I am browsing through the music section when I come across Michael Jackson...I SWEAR that I had nothing to do with the placement of this CD under his name. This is a HUGE Fail by Walmart. I was actually considering going to another Walmart to see if this same CD would fall under him...what a cruel and possibly unintentional joke. All I could see is someone stocking the shelves and thinking, "Where does Kidz Bop2 Go?....hmmm....Maybe under Michael Jackson?? Doesn't he do kids music?"-- Thanks Walmart for your mollestation jokes. lol

Nothing says Happy Anniversary like...

A Walmart Gift Card?!? Hmm...If romance is stemmed from a Walmart gift card then I am in some serious Romantic trouble. Anniversaries are supposed to be flowers, candy, love, and a wonderful night...Not --Let's take a trip to Walmart because I got you a gift card; I heard that batteries and mangos were on sale. -- i mean seriously. Have we driven ourselves to Walmart gift cards for Anniversaries? That's just like buying a USED universal remote for your loved one on your Anniversay...Survery Says--LAME.

Um...negative

The other night I was once again exploring what my camera phone can do...These pictures were not random, but they probably should have been. The first one is for all my homies. You know how we rolllllll. The second one is for all my dishwashing fans...I know there has to be some of you out there. And the last one....What do you think that is?? Let me know.

Diet time again

Alright so yet again I am going to venture through the dieting scene. I'm trying my best not to go out and drink with my friends like I normally do on the weekends. Alcohol has a $hit ton of calories and sugars. And if you drink Jager like I do...a ton of carbs too. It's a New Year...which of course means that I could make a ton of promises to myself that will get broken within the first 2 months of making them...OR...I could get a grip and finally follow through. Here is my intention...

1. Portion Control (6 small meals throughout my day)
2. Eating Breakfast (normally I sleep until I have to go to work and skip breakfast completely)
3. Staying away from Carbohydrates and Fat Foods. a.k.a. no Donuts from Krispy Kreme for Breakfast.
4. Start getting up in the morning (omg yikes) and either
a. start walking in the morning (when I write morning i do mean 10am.)
b. Join a Gym (like an an actual gym not a jungle gym)
5. Adding more vegetables and fruits to my diets (not allowing V8 to be my only source of veggies)
6. Stop ordering out for food (even though the vast majority of my office eats out)
7. No more late night eating (even though I am up half the night with either my friends or a good movie, I need to get my a$$ in bed for the next days events)
8. No more soda...ouch...(drinking 64 oz of water daily)
9. No more microwave dinners (these things are great on the run, but are killing me in the long hall)

That's what I have thus far. It's time to get serious about this. I'm not unhappy, or even unhealthy. I just want to feel better about myself. I would like to have a ton of energy again. I liked having those feelings, and I need to conquer this again. Wish me luck...or buy me a pineapple...(your choice)

Amy Jo

I got this picture this morning. This is referring to my blog yesterday. The finger in my cirlce of friends is a term of endearment. It's a symbol of loyalty and friendship. The title to this picture was Miss ya Buddy...ah...I love my friends.

How to not get Mugged

I think EVERYONE should watch this video...very informative...or is it?..lol

http://www.howcast.com/videos/451-How-Not-To-Get-Mugged

$$Green Fat Kid$$

So, i got a new phone thanks to my baby. It's a Samsung Messenger. It's bad ACE. It also has a green feature on it. It will turn me green if I want it too. I can now try to convince people that I am related to Gumby...I'm not sure what kind of advantages that would bring me, but it would be fun to see others reactions to my "green and related to gumby" story. I $$dig$$ it.



Can you see the resemblance? It's frickin amazing. We could be distant cousins!!

Bling

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My wifey got me a watch for Christmas that I have received numerous compliments on. I love the way it looks. Sun or no sun. Light or no light. It looks fly. Thanks baby. I love you girl.

For My buddies

For most of my friends "the finger" is term of endearment. Most use the bird to insult others, but for us it has become a game. It makes us laugh...I know I know we are jackasses, but at least we know it. Typically Amy will get me with hey look what I found in my pocket, (she pulls out her middle finger) but everyone now and again I will send her a picture message so that she has no choice but to receive my finger. lol It's a stupid game, that everyone should have to play.

I had to call a doctor...the RUG doctor

On Sunday I went to a Bashas and rented a Rug doctor for the day. It was necessary, VERY necessary. I had blood stains in my carpet from September. Spot shot, and and all those other carpet cleaners just wouldn't cut it. So I finally decided to rent a rug doctor to clean my carpet throughout the house. My house not only smells better, but it looks better too. Not just because of the clean carpet, but also because I rearranged almost every room. The only room that did not get moved around was my bedroom, and I am still thinking of doing that...I want my house to look better. Not so old and whatever. So I am buying a new sectional as well as a new dining room table. I have 2 headboards for my master and spare bedroom. Those will look amazing when I'm done. I also have an appointment for my internet, cable, and phone to be installed. I have a nice new laptop that I can finally get hooked up. Everything seems to be falling into place. I'm grateful for everything, especially my growing relationship with Jamie. I miss her like crazy, and she keeps me grounded. She's my sugar gum drop lovey pie. (gooshy I know) but I mean it. I love her with all my heart box. xoxo

This las shot is is my second bedroom. I had the bed literally in the middle of the room. It looked good, but made the room look smaller, so I placed the bed against the wall near the window so I could put the TV and stereo up against the other wall. This room looks great, and all the stains came out of the carpet too. I was really pleased with the way this came out. Maybe I will think about getting a roommate now...NOT!

Fat Kid

Yeah that's all me. What can I say? I don't like to post many pictures of myself, but I found these old ones, and couldn't help but laugh. Look how TINY I am. I am glad that I am not that small anymore. It looks like I was the one who needed a biscuit back in those days! For anyone who doesn't know what FK stands for please refer to the title of this entry. Thanks. Peace. Love and Hair grease...lol

My job

This is where I spend the majority of my time. I LOVE my job. Some people are ok with their jobs...well I LOVE mine. Today was another ordinary day. The weather was amazing. When you live in Phoenix the weather is typically less than nice. The majority of the USA has 4 seasons. Winter, Summer, Spring, and Fall. Phoenix has 2 REALLY hot, and not so hot. Today was a not so hot day. This is the time that I love my electric bill. I don't have to use any A/C or even heat. It's perfect. I go home, I open my door for a bit to let some of the old air out, then I shut it and call it perfect. I sleep with one blanket, not 5,000,000 like some people do on the east coast or the Nothern side of the country. Fact: Recently I discovered that there was a HUGE clock above my building...and it works. You wouldn't think that I have been working here for over a year and a half.


I will leave you with a video that made me chuckle a lil

http://www.jokeoftheday.com/content/videos/586/Not_without_protection

**SMACK**CRASH**POW**

I took this my honest mistake. She pulled a complete Homer Simpson "Doh!" I just had to post it. lol

sleepy time

I am a SENSITIVE being. Not the kind that cries at sunsets, reads into things, and tries to smother and baby puppies; but I am definitely sensitive. What woman isn't? - Ok. Well, I can think of a few...they will definitely remain nameless for the sake of my ears not wanting to bleed. On a lighter note...(in the words Antonio Spanderas-the gay radio voice for power 98) ANEEJUAAAYS!! I was laying in bed after Tawny and Nicole left my house, Mia decided to crawl right up to me and laid her little head against my chest. She is so small. Sometimes I forget she under 12 weeks old. Her and Junior make a pretty good team. I don't think that he is lonely anymore, and he definitely looks out for her non stop. I rolled over this morning and started to pet him, cuddle him, and baby talk to him. Mia was laying by my feet to stay warm...when I moved Mia yawned a little yawn and a very small "meeeww" came out of her. Junior immediately left me to tend to her almost as if to say, "Mom not in front of the chick!!" Ah, it's hard when your kittens decide to grow up.

Sophisticated Mia

Tawny and Nicole came over last night. We all thought it was pretty funny to put glasses on Mia. She is SO cute. I know what you're thinking...I have no life right? Well, in all actuality I do. I just love my cute little kitties. Besides, who can pass up a Sophisticated lil kitty?

Mia and Junior

I am seriously debating on whether or not to neuter him and spay her...i know i know...what the hell am I going to do with a litter of kittens?!? But they are both so cute, and I can see them making cute lil baby Juniors and Mia's. Ah...Sometimes i wish i wasn't a cat lover. Some say dogs are so much easier...but they smell, and they lick...yuck. My cats come when they are called, they lay next to me when i am home, they always purr when i pet them, and when i am in a bad mood they pose like angels. They certainly don't take a fat $hit in my shoes when I leave town for too long, and they don't make it a point to chew on EVERYTHING in the house. They also don't find it necessary to drink out of the toilet bowl then go lick someones face down.

They also don't jump on people when they are in the house with a plate full of homemade fat kid sandwiches...that can get messy. Seriously messy. I am an addict when it comes to my food. Which is why I NEVER buy white clothing...every now and again I'll see a fly jacket that I just a HAVE to buy, but other than that, I stear clear. I have the biggest hole in my lip, and only when I am eating something that I have made...it's a sign I guess...(to buy more napkins).